Trump’s Thug Language

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 3 July 2020

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"I went to the best schools!"

Grammar schools are supposed to emphasize proper language and communicative skills. Still, judging from Donald Trump’s communicative skills or lack thereof, he either failed at this, or attended the Thug-Alley Stick Ball Grammar School in Queens.

“Minneapolis would have been wiped out if I didn’t call out the National Guard.”

He sounds like a kind of tough guy for someone who claimed bone spurs during the Vietnam war.

And then there’s the memorable pussy reference. For someone speaking so masterfully of his knowledge of pussy, he certainly shot down to the White House basement bunker like a real pussy when peaceful protesters gathered in front of the White House.

Though Donald Trump consistently expresses himself using thug language, he quickly takes a knee to Vladimir Putin whenever Putin is accused of any wrongdoing. Maybe he even takes two knees as in the Russian bounty scandal.

Along with the use of thug language, Trump has an affinity for ridiculing women. When doing so, he appears to take pleasure to, at last, being one of the guys, sneaking that slurpy smile, enjoying the approving applause of the audience.

Any man who ridicules women with impunity, will never be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize.

Real men like women. Real men aren’t afraid of women. Real men are grown-ups.

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