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Funny story: The Red Lives Matter Group Wants George Washington Removed From Mount Rushmore and Replaced With Chief Geronimo

The Red Lives Matter Group Wants George Washington Removed From Mount Rushmore and Replaced With Chief Geronimo

CUSTER, South Dakota – The news media is reporting that Jonathan Penna, also known as Chief Cow Lick, has stated that he and his group, known as Red Lives Matter, want George Washington to be taken off Mount Rushmore. They state that it is only fa…

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Funny story: Mount Rushmore The Scene Of Huge, Unexplained Landslide

Mount Rushmore The Scene Of Huge, Unexplained Landslide

Police and emergency services in the Black Hills, South Dakota, were called out to deal with potential casualties this morning, after an incident at Mount Rushmore left the world-famous site reduced to a pile of rubble. The location is known for t…

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Funny story: Trump sends subtle message that he is a Lefty

Trump sends subtle message that he is a Lefty

To celebrate America’s Independence Day, all former presidents deliver their sage and healing words standing tall and proud at the centre of the podium. However, Mr Trump has subtly indicated where his interest and vote banks lie. “We are now in t...

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Funny story: President Trump Plans to Remove Theodore Roosevelt From Mount Rushmore and Replace Him with Himself

President Trump Plans to Remove Theodore Roosevelt From Mount Rushmore and Replace Him with Himself

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has informed the news media about Trump’s latest Mount Rushmore idea. The President, who is, perhaps, the most conceited individual since tennis player, John McEnroe, will sign a presidential executive orde…

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Funny story: Trump On Mount Rushmore, Too

Trump On Mount Rushmore, Too

Trump knows he can never receive a Nobel Peace Prize, but thinks he can get his head added to Mount Rushmore. He wants to be up there on the granite with Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln. And he announced: Canada will pay for it!...

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves

Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves

DETROIT – A spokesperson for the BLM organization, which now has over 4 million members, including 37,000 whites, has just informed the media that two out of the four presidents on Mount Rushmore were slave owners. George Washington, the nation’s…

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Funny story: Oklahoma City Residents are Shocked as a Volcano Forms Overnight

Oklahoma City Residents are Shocked as a Volcano Forms Overnight

OKLAHOMA CITY – Long-time hairstylist, Brucey “Skippy” LaFondue, said that, as he was headed to work at his beauty salon, he noticed smoke coming from a street gutter. As he got closer, he saw that the smoke was coming from a mound of dirt that ha...

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Funny story: American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

West Bend, IN, U.S. (Reuters) Michael Barnett, an electrical engineer from West Bend, Indiana, and his wife, Christy, have planned a vacation to Europe after 22 years of marriage. Christy Barnett posted to her Facebook page a video of her reaction w...

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Funny story: Trump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore

Trump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore

Donald Trump has announced that his next plan is to have his visage sculpted onto Mt. Rushmore. A 60-foot-tall replica of Trump's face will join George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln, making his the fifth sc...

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Funny story: Desperate, Last Ditch Effort To Throw The U.S. Election - HACKED TRUMP EMAILS EXPOSED!!!

Desperate, Last Ditch Effort To Throw The U.S. Election - HACKED TRUMP EMAILS EXPOSED!!!

On the eve of the 2016 U.S. Presidential elections the notorious expose website Wakileaks has released thousands of hacked emails from Donald Trump's private server. The exact source of the email leak has not been officially ascertained, but it is su...

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Funny story: What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

The 16th president of the U.S. may be known as "Honest Abe," but he's been hiding a secret room behind his face on Mount Rushmore. The room is not accessible to the public, but through the use of long-distance, super duper X-ray technology, an int...

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Funny story: Walmart purchases Mt. Rushmore, transitions to world's largest Pez dispenser!

Walmart purchases Mt. Rushmore, transitions to world's largest Pez dispenser!

A news conference was held this morning at the Mount Rudhmore National Monument in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Accompanied by two hundred paid "volunteers," bussed in from Chicago, a spokesman for Walmart announced that the site had been purch...

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Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon. KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...

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Funny story: Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Washington DC - Geologists chipping away at the icy incontinent's secrets have announced that sonar-generated subterranean images of a huge ice sculpture - dubbed the 'frozen Mount Rushmore' - effectively prove the existence of an advanced parallel...

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Funny story: Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota. The White House Press Corps erupted in appla...

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Funny story: Gaseous hero dog nominated for Mount Rushmore!

Gaseous hero dog nominated for Mount Rushmore!

Moose, the gaseous hero dog from Louisburg, NC, has been nominated for Mount Rushmore. George Babcock of Lyndonville, Vermont has started the lengthy process to nominate Moose to be placed on Mont Rushmore. Babcock is quoted by the Associated Press a...

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Funny story: Connecticut's Bid To Purchase Mount Rushmore Falls Through

Connecticut's Bid To Purchase Mount Rushmore Falls Through

HARTFORD, Connecticut - It appears that plans for the state of Connecticut to purchase Mount Rushmore have fallen through. According to Pendragon Taffywood, a spokesperson for The Connecticut Committee To Buy Mount Rushmore, he and other officials...

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