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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich To Run For Governor of Texas

San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich To Run For Governor of Texas

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) - One of the most successful coaches in the history of professional sports, Gregg Popovich, says that he hates the current Texas governor so much, that he hopes he gets bit in the tongue by a Texas armadillo. Coach Po…

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Funny story: Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

DALLAS – (Satire News) - One of the pornographic world's most popular actresses has decided that she is throwing her 38-DD bra into the ring. Ariana Marie has starred in such epic porn movies as “Gang Bangin' Up In Bangor”, “The Bikini Line Tattoo…

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Funny story: ‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality

‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality

The BoE Governor, Andrew Bailey, has a duty to inform the Chancellor whenever national finances aren’t on track, but a leaked copy reveals ‘Could we perhaps reverse things and instead I’ll write when things are looking better? That means I won’t have…

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Funny story: The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky

The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky

JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag. Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.

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Funny story: Alabama To Shut Down the Alabama-Georgia Border Due to the C-19 Pandemic

Alabama To Shut Down the Alabama-Georgia Border Due to the C-19 Pandemic

MONTGOMERY – The Alabama state senate, in an emergency session, has voted 97-3 to close the border between Alabama and Georgia. State Senator Ezra Follymuddle, told the media that it is obvious that the “Peach State” does not care about their peop...

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Funny story: CA Gov Urges Residents to Panic Buy and Hoard

CA Gov Urges Residents to Panic Buy and Hoard

April 1, 2020 (Sacramento, CA). California Governor Newsom has urged all CA residents to storm their local grocery and hardware stores to boost the economy and show support for local businesses. He dismissed critics' concerns about violating soci...

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Funny story: Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

In preparation for the 2018 election, former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein moved his personal residence to Alabama and expressed keen interest in becoming the state's next Governor. The move surprised many, as Weinstein never showed much interest in...

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Funny story: First "bisexual governor" seeks foursome

First "bisexual governor" seeks foursome

Most men and women, even in American politics, are known for their accomplishments, but not so in the case of Organ's new governor Katey Browne. She's known as the nation's "first bisexual governor," as if her sexual orientation is itself somethin...

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Funny story: Wendy 'Strap-On' Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

Wendy 'Strap-On' Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

AUSTIN, TX - As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this we...

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Funny story: Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving dozens of petitions with thousands and thousands of names, the governor of Kansas has decided that singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed in the state. Governor Sam Brownback said that the nice, decent, honorable c...

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Funny story: Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

RUSTIC GAP, Maryland - The residents of the western part of Maryland say that they are fed up with the governor telling them that they can't do this and they can't do that. And for that reason there is a strong movement in the western part of the...

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Funny story: The Colorado Governor's Mansion Could Be Getting A New Name

The Colorado Governor's Mansion Could Be Getting A New Name

DENVER - There is a movement in the state of Colorado to rename the Governor's Mansion. Reports are that many marijuana enthusiasts in the Rocky Mountain State want to name the governor's mansion Grassland. And there are some Coloradans who wan...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...

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Funny story: Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway." Others within ten mi...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

In an unexpected move, blonde bombshell and Baywatch superstar Pamela Anderson announced her intentions to be New Jersey's next Mayor. "This bridge too nowhere scandal really makes me mad!" said a frustrated Anderson standing on her front porch i...

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Funny story: Colorado's Governor Addresses The Talk About Adding A Marijuana Plant To The State's Flag

Colorado's Governor Addresses The Talk About Adding A Marijuana Plant To The State's Flag

DENVER - Governor John Hickenlooper of Colorado has been asked by many of his state's citizens to issue a Governor's Proclamation which would add a pot plant to the state flag. The governor stated that although he respects the rights of all Colora...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen To Run For Next Governorship In Colorado

Charlie Sheen To Run For Next Governorship In Colorado

Colorado might have a new sheen to it in the next few years, Charlie Sheen that is! The actor recently publicly announced that there is a slight chance that he might run for Governor. "I really like what the state has done with their entertainme...

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