Joe Biden's exceptionally friendly nature around women has been analyzed, and the mystery has been unveiled through an expert team of ophthalmologists.
Modern medicine has breached the dilemma of Joe's forward nature, and deflated his overly-ambitious impulses. Prior to this solution, many thought Joe should have been relegated to group meetings of #metoo advocates, chemical castration, or the psych ward at Bellevue Hospital, but with deep prayers, Joe will be allowed back in public.
Joe's vanity at diminishing his saw-grass hair-plugs with glasses almost cost him the women's vote, but Joe will tell you he is back.
People magazine has already put Joe in the running for "Sexiest Man Alive", with perennial stud, John Legend.
Unfortunately, one drawback is that he seems to hang around the basement all the time, with low energy, like the dog that got fixed.