A lover of laughs and practical jokes, Lionel Freedman of Harlem, New York, considered pulling the quintessential April Fool’s prank of proposing to his girlfriend, Natasha, only to then tell her that he actually wanted to break up, but, after some t...
Fairbury, Nebraska - A douchebag High School football jock was all smiles today after breaking the district record for the most times one player has said "that's what she said" during a single season of football. Senior, Derren Brown, 17, quarterb...
If you're one of those people who doesn't like being made fun of, or you don't enjoy having your leg pulled, you may want to be on your guard on Monday morning, as it's April Fools' Day! This April Fool's Day is expected to be every bit as foolish...
People trying to make other people laugh are up against it. We are unable to tell jokes about: Women, Irish people, Scottish people, Black people, Jewish people, Homosexual people and any minority group with a persecution complex. So who can a tell a joke about? What about other comedians - is that OK? Will I be an anti-Jokeist? It isn't funny. You have to watch every word and delete any wor...
The long held belief that alligators avoid eating clowns because "they taste funny" has been challenged by a new poll. Of the thousand man-eating alligators that participated in the survey 58% stated that they really didn't care if a human was a...
London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...
A prolific tweeter and self styled comedy guru/genius has began taking medication to help him sleep after spending countless nights wide awake and worrying that someone may steal one of his twitter jokes; which he didn't write in the first place.
A waitress in a London restaurant has recently broken records for the amount of tips received by a single employee. Rebecca Taylor put her recent success down to the fact she now laughs at all of her customer's awful jokes. "When I first star...
An inside Source, until recently worked for Homeland Security, says that a lot of things are going on that the American people do not realize. He told us that several people in politics and entertainment are being blackmailed but that is only his...
Pope Francis this morning stated that it was permissible for Catholic Clowns to use blown up condoms to make poodles and other small animals out of them. "But no eroticism or use of French Ticklers ot glow-in-the-dark!" The Clowns were overjoye...
Barry found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office. "It must be my first customer" Barry thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country. F...
OKLAHOMA CITY - At the age of 8, Sally Butterscratch stood 5-feet-7-inches tall. And by the time she entered high school she was a towering 6-foot-6-inch tall young lady. Upon graduation the 6-foot-9-inch basketball standout left Oklahoma and move...
Remember the old commercials, "When E.F. Hutton speaks, everyone listens?" That is usually the case when Stephen Hawking speaks in his mechanical voice, everyone listens. After waiting until the Super Bowl thing was over, Hawking called the press...
You'll have to guess several times as this writer gave it my beat shot! Believe it or not, it's hogs. I know you're thinking why so many hogs? Well, for one thing, an average sized hog can bring you $250 if you already have a customer ready to sl...
MANHATTAN - Anthony Weiner says that he feels like he has been run through the ringer. Speaking with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine, the man who wants to be the next mayor of New York City said that all of the late night talk show...
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency which is based in the Windy City has just confirmed that Anthony Weiner jokes have just broke the United States record for sheer number of jokes. ADGA spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox stated that not...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, performed a 20 minute stand up routine at West Hollywood's famed Laughing Beaver Comedy Club. And the 79-year-old Yiddish Yapper managed to attack her usual targets; Adele, Chelsea H...
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