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Funny story: Washington Post Explains that Owner Jeff Bezos Generously Allows Reporters to Act Fully Independently

Washington Post Explains that Owner Jeff Bezos Generously Allows Reporters to Act Fully Independently

Railing against suggestions by presidential candidate Bernie Sanders that its reporting might be biased by its ownership by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, Washington Post editor, Marty Baron, explained that Bezos generously allows Post journalists to operate...

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Funny story: Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...

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Funny story: Death Panel Will Save Lives Sez Bernie Sanders

Death Panel Will Save Lives Sez Bernie Sanders

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reacting to new claims by conservatives that Obama Care will not work unless grandma volunteers to pull the plug on herself prematurely, Bernie Sanders said that, "although this is true, it's inherently false that the government i...

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Funny story: New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

A new and glitzy version of Hamlet is in rehearsal as part of the Democrat's autumn campaign for Presidential Election 2020. Casting and script problems continue to plague the production, however, with Ms. Pelosi reported not happy. Ms. Pelosi...

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Funny story: Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

In the first two of what promises to be a vibrant and dynamic series of debates among those vying for the Democratic presidential nomination, candidates did not shy away from addressing such critical issues as which of them most disliked President Do...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...

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Funny story: Democrats hope to ride prisoner voting issue all the way to the White House

Democrats hope to ride prisoner voting issue all the way to the White House

Some say President Trump is pretty adept at creating and deploying memes to his advantage. Not so fast, say Democrats, we think we’ve discovered a way to beat the president at his own game. Bernie Sanders, AOC and members of the MSM are having an i...

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Funny story: Kamala “Breath” Harris And The Killer Bees: Brown, Beto, Bernie, Booker And Biden.

Kamala “Breath” Harris And The Killer Bees: Brown, Beto, Bernie, Booker And Biden.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Many of the names of Democrats who Kamala “Breath” Harris had (and now has) a leg up on, begin with the letter “B.” As has been acknowledged by Harris, she once had a leg up on Willie Brown when Brown was a political player in...

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Funny story: The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Defying all rational thought, the Four Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse ride again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Sanders, Pocahontas, Bet...

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Funny story: Bernie Speechless in Oskaloussa at the Dais with “Deplorables”

Bernie Speechless in Oskaloussa at the Dais with “Deplorables”

Vermont senator and putative Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was at a loss for “words” last night in this Midwestern Iowa hamlet of “Fly Over Country,” as reported by Dash Scribble, sometime stringer for the Des Moines Daily Manure Times. It...

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Funny story: Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump arrived to a hero’s welcome today at CPAC. Thousands, maybe millions, of his most ardent supporters were there to cheer him. When he called Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff, “Two Jerks and a Squirt," chants of...

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Funny story: Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

BILLINGSGATE POST: What your political values are can affect your breath and teeth. Until recently, it was only suspected that leftist leaning socialists were more prone to terminal halitosis and scaly green teeth. In a project funded by the RNC...

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Funny story: Saturday Night Live Has Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

Saturday Night Live Has Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. They got the whole country to believe that Donald Trump was actually our President. In an incredibly organized an...

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Funny story: Bernie drafts new healthcare bill

Bernie drafts new healthcare bill

Washington D.C. - Bernie has done it again. His new healthcare bill draft is pure genius. And it's not what you think. Inspired by the British national socialist medical pogrom, and Prince Charles' desire to be reincarnated as an AIDS virus, deta...

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Funny story: GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

Washington, DC - Since 1874 the Republican Party has been symbolized by the elephant, in contrast to the Democratic Party's donkey. Yesterday the GOP announced that it will no longer use the elephant in any advertising or other campaigns. After...

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Funny story: Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump Tower, New York - Our reporter stationed outside the elevator at Trump Tower noticed a strange event Sunday night at around dinner-time. A bag of KFC was brought to the elevator lobby where the Secret Service inspected the chicken, fries and b...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Calls Trump a "Turdnado"

Bernie Sanders Calls Trump a "Turdnado"

Wearing his new Shit-Storm Jacket™, Bernie Sanders told a group of college students yesterday that Donald Trump is a "Turdnado." Speaking at Depauw University in Indiana, Sanders said liberals and Democrats need to get ready for the fight o...

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