WASHINGTON, D.C. – George Conway, who is one of the directors of the national Dump Trump 2020 movement, was quoted in The Washington Post-Express as saying that the president recently paid out some hush money.
Conway, who is married to the president’s chief counselor, Kellyanne Conway, said that he heard from Anthony Scaramucci, who heard it from Alec Baldwin, that the president allegedly paid hush money to Caitlyn Jenner (aka the former dude, Bruce Jenner).
The word on the street is that, back in January, Caitlyn sent POTUS a text saying that she would like to get together with him for some drinks the next time he visited Los Angeles.
The president is reported to have said that she really isn’t his type of woman.
He then added no offense, but that he just happens to prefer women who are blondes and who are real women.
But, two weeks later, the two did manage to meet at a Mickey D's in Kalamazoo, Michigan, where, reportedly, Trump had three Big Macs and Caitlyn had a McNuggets Happy Meal.
Afterwards, the two, reportedly, drove off to an out-of-the-way park where Caitlyn allegedly confessed that Donnie did get to first base.
The former athletic guy quickly added that DJT didn’t quite make it to second base, because one of the secret service agents told the president that he had to go and meet with the mayor of Detroit regarding the Lions wanting to move to Ontario, Canada.
IN CLOSING - According to Scaramucci and Baldwin, the amount of the alleged hush payment was $16,275.