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Funny story: Man Impaled On Fencepost Will Not Be At Work On Monday

Man Impaled On Fencepost Will Not Be At Work On Monday

A man who fell 30 feet from a building onto a steel fencepost is lucky to be alive this evening, say medical staff, but he won't be at work on Monday. Peter Wolfe, 30, a construction worker on a new housing project in Minneapolis, was carrying a l...

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Funny story: Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

A student sitting behind a classroom door yesterday, proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that sitting behind a door is an ill-judged thing to do which could cause injury, after classmates barged the door open, causing an injury. Moys Kenwood, the...

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Funny story: Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Former pugilist Senator Hairy Reed (D-NV) gave himself a black eye while shadow boxing in his Washington, DC gym last week. "As Senate Majority Leader Mitch MacConman, Speaker of the House John Boner, and other Republicans k...

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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...

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Funny story: Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football. Whether you...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...

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Funny story: A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

CLEVELAND - Law enforcement officers in Cleveland are calling a recent twerking incident one of the strangest on record. Officer Radley Zippertino with the CPD said that he answered a call to The Setting Sun Senior Folks Home in the south side of...

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Funny story: Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

NEW YORK CITY - Major League Baseball's Board of Rules has stated that it plans to issue a ban on the age old baseball play of sliding headfirst into 1st base. The MLBBR stated that ever since the first batter slid into first base that particular...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers Nation has been hit pretty hard on back-to-back days. First Kobe Bryant announces that he is done for the NBA season and now Steve Nash has said that he is following in his teammate Kobe's footsteps and he will not play f...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who says he feels like the poster boy for NBA basketball injuries says that he is tired of being hurt and injured. The Los Angeles Laker has had several injuries within the past year that many NBA fans feel could spell th...

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

CHICAGO - Quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to the Green Bay Packers after missing 8 games due to a broken clavicle as well as a bruised right ear lobe. Green Bay's #12 managed to lead his team into the NFL playoffs by defeating the Chicago Bears...

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Funny story: Travis Goes Bananas!!!

Travis Goes Bananas!!!

OK, I have a confession to make: I think I'm a bad person. Not "Battlefield Earth" bad, but bad enough. What has driven me to all this self-flagellation? What could cause such dark introspection and self recrimination? The answer is simple - a crazy chimpanzee. I still can't stop thinking about the former celebrity chimpanzee who went nuts. How could a story about a former celebrity chimp wh...

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Funny story: Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Injured - The Boston Celtics Playoff Hopes Appear To Be Gone With The Wind

Rajon Rondo Injured - The Boston Celtics Playoff Hopes Appear To Be Gone With The Wind

BOSTON - Several sports reporters are saying that Rajon Rondo's injury is yet another example of the Boston Tri-Curses. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that it appears to be a sign of The Curse of The Bambino. He also adde...

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Funny story: Die hard Man Utd fans attempt to commit suicide at news of Van Persie's injury!

Die hard Man Utd fans attempt to commit suicide at news of Van Persie's injury!

Robin Van Persie was injured last night playing for Holland and as the news slowly reached the Mancunian regions (Red light District not blue movie area) several hundred United fans were seen heading for the local, fog ridden (that was written by Aga...

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Funny story: Crowd surfing accident leaves fifteen injured at Meat Loaf concert

Crowd surfing accident leaves fifteen injured at Meat Loaf concert

Crowd surfing is the act of a performer leaping from the stage into a crowd and being carried by a multitude of hands out into the crowd and back again. The origins of crowd surfing are lost in the annals of time, but many agree that the first perfor...

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