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Funny story: A powerful EF-5 tornado in Wisconsin picks up a herd of dairy cows and drops them down over 400 yards from the pasture

A powerful EF-5 tornado in Wisconsin picks up a herd of dairy cows and drops them down over 400 yards from the pasture

An extremely powerful EF-5 tornado hit the small farming community of Cheese Omelette, Wisconsin at 7:37 am Farmer Oland Briarmeister, who owns one of the biggest dairy farms in the county, said that he was out on his tractor when he saw the torn…

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Funny story: Wisconsin Admits That They Have A Very Serious Cheese Shortage

Wisconsin Admits That They Have A Very Serious Cheese Shortage

CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that the Cheese Capital of The World, is running out of cheese. A spokesperson for The Wisconsin Cheese Coalition (WCC) has finally admitted that the stat…

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Funny story: Wisconsin Announces That They Have a Serious Cheese Shortage

Wisconsin Announces That They Have a Serious Cheese Shortage

MILWAUKEE - (Satire News) - The Federal Cheese Federation (FCF) has made it known that there is a very serious cheese shortage in the cheese state of Wisconsin. FCF Vice-Assistant Director of Marketing Natalie Zircumflicker, 41, stated that the pr…

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Funny story: Tons and Tons of Wisconsin Snow Mysteriously Shows Up In Mississippi

Tons and Tons of Wisconsin Snow Mysteriously Shows Up In Mississippi

BULOXI, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The Mississippi Department of Law Enforcement is investigating into how in the hellacious hell, 343 tons of Wisconsin snow ended up in the delta state of Mississippi. Capt. Amos Tuckerlicker, 62, with the MDLE…

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Funny story: Wisconsin Finds That Womens Breasts Are Getting Smaller

Wisconsin Finds That Womens Breasts Are Getting Smaller

MADISON, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of “The Badger State” conclude that the breasts of Wisconsin women (ages 21 and over) are getting smaller and smaller. One Wisconsin resident, named Ethel Hipsixen, 34, noted that when she…

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Funny story: President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin

President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin

KENOSHA, Wisconsin – (Satire News) - The President convoyed into Kenosha like he was General Patton marching in to liberate Casablanca during World War II. He was greeted by cheers and jeers, and lots of comments about his mama. Many waved U.S.

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Funny story: A Farmer is Injured While Drinking Milk

A Farmer is Injured While Drinking Milk

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin – The local authorities are reporting that a local farmer sustained an injury while he was drinking milk. Sheboygan police officer, Wendell Braggberry, (Badge #3017) said that he took a statement from Silas P. Coogins, who own...

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Funny story: House of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!

House of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!

The University of Wisconsin football program has been formally sued by the band House of Pain for using their song 'Jump Around', without properly obtaining permission or paying royalties. "We heard a story after the Ohio State game, that the Wisc...

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Funny story: Community Service Projects Still Provide Excellent Way To Relieve Horrendous Amounts Of Guilt

Community Service Projects Still Provide Excellent Way To Relieve Horrendous Amounts Of Guilt

After analyzing the results of numerous surveys that were conducted throughout several counties in Wisconsin, top university officials within the UW System concluded Monday that volunteering for community service projects is still an excellent way fo...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Resident Angry That Hoia-Baciu Forest In Romania Was Ranked "Second" On Random Website Last Weekend

Wisconsin Resident Angry That Hoia-Baciu Forest In Romania Was Ranked "Second" On Random Website Last Weekend

Platteville, Wisconsin. 39-year-old Craig Harvell threw a massive and profoundly psychotic fit on Friday, April 5th at 11:45 pm when he drunkenly saw a random website that had the Hoia-Baciu Forest in Romania ranked "second" on the list of the Wor...

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Funny story: States of Wisconsin and Iowa Discovered to be 'Totally Fucked'

States of Wisconsin and Iowa Discovered to be 'Totally Fucked'

International News Reporters rushed to the State of Wisconsin when they received a disturbing report that the intricately-designed Universe (with all of its magnificent wonders as well as its originally-beautiful design) is somehow broken, twisted, a...

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Funny story: My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler

My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler

Yes, it is true. Shameful but true. It is always difficult for the children of those involved in criminal activities to confront their past and the social stigmas associated with such behavior, but at some time it must be faced. My mother was a Margarine Smuggler. (My hand shakes still as I type this.) In the Wisconsin of the mid 20th century it was illegal to sell margarine. At all. Pe...

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Funny story: Wisconsin OKs Voter Fraud Deadly Force

Wisconsin OKs Voter Fraud Deadly Force

A new "Stand Your Election Ground" law authorizes polling place observers in Wisconsin to use deadly force if they feel there is a threat of voter fraud. Republican Governor Scott Walker signed the law today. It allows "well-meaning, heavily-armed...

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Funny story: Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

MILWAUKEE - The state of Wisconsin regrets to have to announce that it will be closing down three cheese factories within the next four weeks. The cheese factories are located in Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Oshkosh. A representative for the state...

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Funny story: The White House Has Just Learned That Most Illegal Aliens Are Members of The Illegal Immigrants Union (IIU)

The White House Has Just Learned That Most Illegal Aliens Are Members of The Illegal Immigrants Union (IIU)

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just found out from a very reliable source that most illegal aliens are members of the Illegal Immigrants Union or IIU. The information came from a source who spoke on grounds of anonym...

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Funny story: A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message. Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about ru...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Reports Firewood Rustling Up 900 Percent

Wisconsin Reports Firewood Rustling Up 900 Percent

MADISON, Wisconsin - State authorities are reporting that the due to the extreme cold weather that the state has been experiencing there has been a rise in crime. A spokesman in the governor's office has stated that some Wisconsin low-lifes are go...

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