An extremely powerful EF-5 tornado hit the small farming community of Cheese Omelette, Wisconsin at 7:37 am Farmer Oland Briarmeister, who owns one of the biggest dairy farms in the county, said that he was out on his tractor when he saw the torn…
CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that the Cheese Capital of The World, is running out of cheese. A spokesperson for The Wisconsin Cheese Coalition (WCC) has finally admitted that the stat…
MILWAUKEE - (Satire News) - The Federal Cheese Federation (FCF) has made it known that there is a very serious cheese shortage in the cheese state of Wisconsin. FCF Vice-Assistant Director of Marketing Natalie Zircumflicker, 41, stated that the pr…
BULOXI, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The Mississippi Department of Law Enforcement is investigating into how in the hellacious hell, 343 tons of Wisconsin snow ended up in the delta state of Mississippi. Capt. Amos Tuckerlicker, 62, with the MDLE…
MADISON, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of “The Badger State” conclude that the breasts of Wisconsin women (ages 21 and over) are getting smaller and smaller. One Wisconsin resident, named Ethel Hipsixen, 34, noted that when she…
KENOSHA, Wisconsin – (Satire News) - The President convoyed into Kenosha like he was General Patton marching in to liberate Casablanca during World War II. He was greeted by cheers and jeers, and lots of comments about his mama. Many waved U.S.
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin – The local authorities are reporting that a local farmer sustained an injury while he was drinking milk. Sheboygan police officer, Wendell Braggberry, (Badge #3017) said that he took a statement from Silas P. Coogins, who own...
The University of Wisconsin football program has been formally sued by the band House of Pain for using their song 'Jump Around', without properly obtaining permission or paying royalties. "We heard a story after the Ohio State game, that the Wisc...
After analyzing the results of numerous surveys that were conducted throughout several counties in Wisconsin, top university officials within the UW System concluded Monday that volunteering for community service projects is still an excellent way fo...
Platteville, Wisconsin. 39-year-old Craig Harvell threw a massive and profoundly psychotic fit on Friday, April 5th at 11:45 pm when he drunkenly saw a random website that had the Hoia-Baciu Forest in Romania ranked "second" on the list of the Wor...
International News Reporters rushed to the State of Wisconsin when they received a disturbing report that the intricately-designed Universe (with all of its magnificent wonders as well as its originally-beautiful design) is somehow broken, twisted, a...
Yes, it is true. Shameful but true. It is always difficult for the children of those involved in criminal activities to confront their past and the social stigmas associated with such behavior, but at some time it must be faced. My mother was a Margarine Smuggler. (My hand shakes still as I type this.) In the Wisconsin of the mid 20th century it was illegal to sell margarine. At all. Pe...
A new "Stand Your Election Ground" law authorizes polling place observers in Wisconsin to use deadly force if they feel there is a threat of voter fraud. Republican Governor Scott Walker signed the law today. It allows "well-meaning, heavily-armed...
MILWAUKEE - The state of Wisconsin regrets to have to announce that it will be closing down three cheese factories within the next four weeks. The cheese factories are located in Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Oshkosh. A representative for the state...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just found out from a very reliable source that most illegal aliens are members of the Illegal Immigrants Union or IIU. The information came from a source who spoke on grounds of anonym...
MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message. Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about ru...
MADISON, Wisconsin - State authorities are reporting that the due to the extreme cold weather that the state has been experiencing there has been a rise in crime. A spokesman in the governor's office has stated that some Wisconsin low-lifes are go...
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