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Funny story: The Duke of Umbridge

The Duke of Umbridge

Prince William has said “we must crack homelessness,” as he launched a new drive aimed at reducing homelessness today. We at Back and to the Left news believe that we saw how to solve homelessness by doing what the Government did during lockdown, and…

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Funny story: Sacred Gifts for the Homeless

Sacred Gifts for the Homeless

With the corona lockdown, curfews and general ruling of not being allowed to do anything or go anywhere, Church attendance figures have nosedived even further. In fact, the current average across British chapels and temples is nil. This worrying deve...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is no secret that Trump has become extremely concerned at the fact that, due to the Coronavirus situation, attendance at his rallies has dropped off by as much as 65%. His campaign team is seeing more and more empty seats, an...

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Funny story: Government Cut Backs On Park Benches To Go Ahead

Government Cut Backs On Park Benches To Go Ahead

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that the austerity cuts that the country has experienced during the last few years are set to continue, with further cuts, this time to park benches, in a bid to clean up the streets of the vast numbers of...

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Funny story: Singer Rewards Homeless Fans with Free Pizza

Singer Rewards Homeless Fans with Free Pizza

A half-dozen Taylor Knott-Swift fans slept on the street awaiting their chance to see their idol. They hadn't eaten in days and needed a bath. Since Taylor was “singing” in New York City, rather than in San Francisco, Los Angeles, or San Diego, her d...

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Funny story: San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

As the wealthy know, being wealthy and getting away with it is a very good thing--but there could be a problem. Wealth tilts out at the other end to a non-wealth homeless-getting-worse problem, and an economic system gone to sleep. But of cours...

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Funny story: Affluent Homelessness on the Rise

Affluent Homelessness on the Rise

More people are drawn to living a life of offensive mockery. Many are not just affluent, they're ultra-wealthy and choose to live a life of pseudo-homelessness. They keep fewer possessions and decide to share more of what they do own with others.

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Funny story: L. A.'s Homeless Flea

L. A.'s Homeless Flea

Los Angeles. Special to The Spoof. Yesterday's disturbing Spoof headline - "Homeless Flee L. A." - is matched today by an equally tragic tale - "L. A.'s Homeless Flea." The L. A. city council's newly-adopted ordinance banning public performances...

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Funny story: Homeless Flee LA; Fear "Forced Housing"

Homeless Flee LA; Fear "Forced Housing"

While social workers continue to report tens of thousands living on the city's streets, under freeway overpasses, and on islands in the usually dry riverbed, the homeless exodus from the nation's second largest city has begun in earnest. The impetus...

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Funny story: Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People

Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People

A hotel in Hull that cancelled the Christmas holiday booking of some of its rooms, after initially agreeing to the booking, claims it had a perfectly good reason to do so. The Royal Hotel in Hull initially accepted a booking by the Hull Homeless a...

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Funny story: Bohemians Help House River Homeless

Bohemians Help House River Homeless

In an unprecedented and totally unexpected gesture of compassion and generosity, the Bohemian Club has voted to allow its seasonal Monte Rio retreat to be used to shelter Sonoma County's homeless. "We've got dozens of cabins just sitting empty fo...

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Funny story: Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island

Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island

A New Zealand fisherman caught an 18-month-old baby boy while fishing off the coast of North Island. “I was expecting bass,” Gus “The Guzzler” H____ (name withheld to protect us from possible unpleasantness associated with reporting the news) sai...

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Funny story: American migrants in caravan sue Hernandez and his administration, alleging 'abuse' of 'constitutional rights'

American migrants in caravan sue Hernandez and his administration, alleging 'abuse' of 'constitutional rights'

A dozen homeless migrants traveling by foot from America to Honduras to seek asylum filed a class-action lawsuit Thursday against President Juan Orlando Hernandez, the National Congress of Honduras and others, claiming a violation of their freedoms u...

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Funny story: Wasting water is "against our policy," Just Dunkin' insists

Wasting water is "against our policy," Just Dunkin' insists

Dunkin' Donuts, ridiculed for changing its name to Just Dunkin' in what many media analysts (whatever the hell they are) believe was a publicity ploy, is back in the limelight because of the behavior of one of its Syracuse, New Yawk, employees. A...

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Funny story: Kennels for the homeless

Kennels for the homeless

Theresa May has revealed her new flagship programme to help thousands of homeless Britons find their way back into society. Today she announced that, from next January, homeless people will be able to apply for their own kennel, giving them shelter f...

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Funny story: Man who spent £200,000 on a rare rolex realises he would have preferred a house

Man who spent £200,000 on a rare rolex realises he would have preferred a house

Idiot Wayne Badger from Stow on the Wold instantly regretted spending more than £200,000 on a very rare Rolex watch, as he realised he would not be able to live in it. Teresa Badger, the idiots long suffering wife said 'Honestly, my Wayne, much a...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling. "I can't verify one hundred percent," stated Pardon, "but ba...

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