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Funny story: San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

As the wealthy know, being wealthy and getting away with it is a very good thing--but there could be a problem. Wealth tilts out at the other end to a non-wealth homeless-getting-worse problem, and an economic system gone to sleep. But of cours...

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Funny story: Affluent Homelessness on the Rise

Affluent Homelessness on the Rise

More people are drawn to living a life of offensive mockery. Many are not just affluent, they're ultra-wealthy and choose to live a life of pseudo-homelessness. They keep fewer possessions and decide to share more of what they do own with others.

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Funny story: L. A.'s Homeless Flea

L. A.'s Homeless Flea

Los Angeles. Special to The Spoof. Yesterday's disturbing Spoof headline - "Homeless Flee L. A." - is matched today by an equally tragic tale - "L. A.'s Homeless Flea." The L. A. city council's newly-adopted ordinance banning public performances...

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Funny story: Homeless Flee LA; Fear "Forced Housing"

Homeless Flee LA; Fear "Forced Housing"

While social workers continue to report tens of thousands living on the city's streets, under freeway overpasses, and on islands in the usually dry riverbed, the homeless exodus from the nation's second largest city has begun in earnest. The impetus...

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Funny story: Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People

Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People

A hotel in Hull that cancelled the Christmas holiday booking of some of its rooms, after initially agreeing to the booking, claims it had a perfectly good reason to do so. The Royal Hotel in Hull initially accepted a booking by the Hull Homeless a...

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Funny story: Bohemians Help House River Homeless

Bohemians Help House River Homeless

In an unprecedented and totally unexpected gesture of compassion and generosity, the Bohemian Club has voted to allow its seasonal Monte Rio retreat to be used to shelter Sonoma County's homeless. "We've got dozens of cabins just sitting empty fo...

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Funny story: Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island

Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island

A New Zealand fisherman caught an 18-month-old baby boy while fishing off the coast of North Island. “I was expecting bass,” Gus “The Guzzler” H____ (name withheld to protect us from possible unpleasantness associated with reporting the news) sai...

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Funny story: American migrants in caravan sue Hernandez and his administration, alleging 'abuse' of 'constitutional rights'

American migrants in caravan sue Hernandez and his administration, alleging 'abuse' of 'constitutional rights'

A dozen homeless migrants traveling by foot from America to Honduras to seek asylum filed a class-action lawsuit Thursday against President Juan Orlando Hernandez, the National Congress of Honduras and others, claiming a violation of their freedoms u...

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Funny story: Wasting water is "against our policy," Just Dunkin' insists

Wasting water is "against our policy," Just Dunkin' insists

Dunkin' Donuts, ridiculed for changing its name to Just Dunkin' in what many media analysts (whatever the hell they are) believe was a publicity ploy, is back in the limelight because of the behavior of one of its Syracuse, New Yawk, employees. A...

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Funny story: Kennels for the homeless

Kennels for the homeless

Theresa May has revealed her new flagship programme to help thousands of homeless Britons find their way back into society. Today she announced that, from next January, homeless people will be able to apply for their own kennel, giving them shelter f...

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Funny story: Man who spent £200,000 on a rare rolex realises he would have preferred a house

Man who spent £200,000 on a rare rolex realises he would have preferred a house

Idiot Wayne Badger from Stow on the Wold instantly regretted spending more than £200,000 on a very rare Rolex watch, as he realised he would not be able to live in it. Teresa Badger, the idiots long suffering wife said 'Honestly, my Wayne, much a...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling. "I can't verify one hundred percent," stated Pardon, "but ba...

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Funny story: Homeless Should Pay Tax for Homes They Don't Have, Insist Republicans.

Homeless Should Pay Tax for Homes They Don't Have, Insist Republicans.

Enough of paying taxes for the things you have. How about paying them for the things you don't have? This message resonated at the recent gathering of the group of brave men and women, known as the GOP. They decided to stick it to the establishmen...

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Funny story: UK homeless fined for leaving their household goods on the street!

UK homeless fined for leaving their household goods on the street!

A UK council in Oxford, home of many intelligent people, have decided to fine homeless people for leaving their household goods on streets, under bridges, in parks, etc! In fact anywhere apart from indoors because the homeless do not have an indoors!...

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Funny story: Portland's homeless to be offered a hand up, instead of a handout

Portland's homeless to be offered a hand up, instead of a handout

PORTLAND, ME--Tired of seeing men and women sitting on their asses, peeing on the streets, and pestering hardworking citizens for "spare" change, officials of Portland, Maine, have decided to put the bums to work. City officials have agreed to fun...

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Funny story: New York City Cockroach Finally Gets His Own Apartment

New York City Cockroach Finally Gets His Own Apartment

After a lifetime of couch-surfing, squatting in abandoned tenements, and even sleeping in overflowing trash bins when he couldn't find some sympathetic soul to put him up, New York City cockroach Chuck Felsin has finally gotten his own apartment.

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Funny story: New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans has launched a new bridge building programme not to relieve their traffic problems and certainly not to strengthen their defences against approaching hurricanes! The reason for building the bridges is an attempt to cover up the homeles...

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