MT. AIRY, Maryland – The president was in the town of Mt. Airy on a campaign tour. He was speaking before 196 supporters and 13 non-supporters.
He told the crowd that he is making two lists and checking them both twice. He said that the first list contains the names of 27 Democratic senators that he plans on having deported by Columbus Day in October. He said that, at the very top of that list, is Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi.
The man that Amy Klobuchar calls “The Mar-a-Lago Liar” also said that he has a secondary “Destroy These News Outlets” list that includes CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, XYZ, and about a dozen others.
CNN’s Don “Rainbow” Lemon asked his viewers in his Louisiana accent, “Hmmmm Y’all, Isn’t that the strategy that Hitler used to become the most evil, hateful, demonic piece of skunk shit in recorded history?”
The “Orange Pecker” as Stormy Daniels refers to him, said that, once he gets these news groups out of his effen way, then there will be no one or nothing in his way, and he will stop being the president, and, at that point, he will become the very first King of The United States of America.
IN A RELATED STORY – The Chicago Daily Wind reported that when that happens - and it will - Melania will then become the most beautiful queen in the entire world. Second son, Eric, is reported to have said, “Oh goody golly gee willakers, I can hardly wait to become Prince Eric, The Cutey.”