SAUSALITO, California – Prince Harry and his lovely wife, the Duchess of Sussex, were visiting friends in Northern California, when they were asked about Queen Elizabeth’s latest royal antics.
RumorLand News reporter Ty Quickmeister informed the very popular couple that Lizzy Jr., has issued a Buckingham Palace directive that prohibits the two from ever using the word “royal” again.
Prince Harry immediately responded by saying, “Well, I have got news for Granny Lizzy, she does not now, nor has she ever had, the sole rights to the words “royal,” or “crown,” or “castle,” or even “crumpets” for that matter.
Meghan chimed in and said, “I swear that 93-year-old woman is getting worse and worse. I really think that she needs to get out of her stuffy palace, and air out her stale brain a bloomin’ blimey bit.”
Piers Morgan, who is believed to be Queen Elizabeth’s biggest and ugliest ass-kisser said that the two ex-Brits need to respect the wishes of the greatest queen in the history of queens.
Harry smiled and said that Piers Morgan can kiss his royal princely ass. Meghan giggled and added, “Effen A, my sweet prince, I swear this Piers Morgan bitch is looking more and more girly with each new royal day.”
IN CLOSING – Prince Harry has stated that he and Meghan are planning on building a motel in Beverly Hills and they are going to name it The Prince Harry & Duchess Meghan ROYAL Motel.