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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Challenges Don Lemon to an Arm Wrestling Contest

Megyn Kelly Challenges Don Lemon to an Arm Wrestling Contest

MANHATTAN – Former anchorwoman, Megyn Kelly, says that she is tired of being cooped up in her multi-million dollar apartment. The former darling of Fox News and NBC told her husband that she is still upset with Don Lemon, and how he disrespected h...

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Funny story: President Trump Furious at Losing a Super Bowl Bet to Nancy Pelosi

President Trump Furious at Losing a Super Bowl Bet to Nancy Pelosi

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House state that President Trump made a Super Bowl bet with Speaker of the House, Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi. POTUS picked the San Francisco 49ers to win the Super Bowl and Pelosi picked the Kansas...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal

Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal

Police are looking into a huge betting scandal in the wake of the England football team's 5-3 victory over Kosovo in Southampton last night, with central defender Harry Maguire being the focus of their investigation. Maguire, it was, who dithered...

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Funny story: Life Continues to Get “Bettor and Bettor” for Gambling Addict

Life Continues to Get “Bettor and Bettor” for Gambling Addict

Calvin Jones, a self-identified gambling addict, says that his life continues to get “bettor and bettor” as he continues to discover new and exciting things on which to wager. As a former semipro baseball player, Cal explained that he initially gr...

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Funny story: Betting for Britain: Osborne goes to the dogs...and horses

Betting for Britain: Osborne goes to the dogs...and horses

As stock markets become more volatile and interest rates remain pitifully low, George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer, is looking for lucrative alternatives to invest the nation's surplus income, and has discovered a genuine money-spinner. Osbor...

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Funny story: False Legged Horse Romps In At 2000 - 1 Betting Suspended

False Legged Horse Romps In At 2000 - 1 Betting Suspended

A formerly injured horse, Pastorius II romped home by 13 lengths at Chepslow this afternoon. Six months ago, the horse was about to be shot after it jumped over a grass cutting machine, losing four legs below the "knee". A relative of Oscar Pistoli...

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Funny story: Inner Circle Football Betting Made A Crime

Inner Circle Football Betting Made A Crime

Football players and coaches are furious about new legislation that prevents them from betting on any football related activity, with one player already stating, "if only we had friends to pass our inside knowledge onto." With footballers and coac...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Loses $700,000 On A Super Bowl Bet

Charlie Sheen Loses $700,000 On A Super Bowl Bet

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen, the star of the hit show Anger Management told Tittle Tattle Tonight that he is controlling his anger after losing $700,000 on a Super Bowl bet. Sheen spoke with Pico de Gallo of 3T at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in T...

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Funny story: Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

SEATTLE - The Northwest city of Seattle may not be a mile high like Denver, but it is certainly higher than the Mile High City in victory celebrations as their Seattle Seahawks are the Super Bowl Champions. Earlier in the week Seattle Mayor Ed Mur...

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Funny story: World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media about a bet that has been made between President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin. The leaders of the two most powerful nations in the world have...

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Funny story: A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle report...

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Funny story: President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

SAVANNAH, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking before a group of retired peach pickers. He told the group that he has always admired Southern pickers and he was not referring to guitar players. The president said that without pick...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Says She Doesn't Like Her Husband Betting On Sports Games

Michelle Obama Says She Doesn't Like Her Husband Betting On Sports Games

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - The nation's first lady, Michelle Obama was in Indianapolis speaking to a group of pre-law students at Johnny Appleseed University. She stressed that our great nation, now more than ever, needs good, competent, affordable l...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

DALLAS - As if things could not get any bleaker for the Dallas Cowboys they suddenly have, with word that their field general Tony Romo is finished for the season. Tony hurt his back when he bent down to tie his shoelace. He told Coach Jason Garre...

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Funny story: President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear as he took the New York Giants and 24 points against the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks defeated the Giants 23-0, but the president won the sports bet due to the point spread giving him...

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Funny story: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers after starting the season at 0-8, have now won back-to-back games to up their record to 2-8. The Buccaneers hosted the Atlanta Falcons and beat them 41-28. Tampa Bay Coach Greg Schiano stated that h...

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Funny story: President Obama Reveals He Lost $700 Betting On The Denver - Indianapolis Game

President Obama Reveals He Lost $700 Betting On The Denver - Indianapolis Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that President Obama enjoys betting on sporting events. He has never tried to hide the fact that he'll bet thousands of dollars on professional football, baseball, and basketball games. He quips that he does not...

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