Trump Socks It To Nancy Pelosi

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Sunday, 22 December 2019

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Sock It To Ya

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump socks it to Nancy Pelosi. As a token of Christmas giving, President Trump sent The Speaker of the House a pair of his favorite socks to hang over the mantle of her fireplace to commemorate his impeachment.

He attached this song by another Nancy; Nancy Sinatra:

THESE SOCKS WERE MEANT FOR WALKIN’

You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call love but confess
You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now someone else is getting all your best...

These socks are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these socks are gonna walk all over you.

You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'
Now what's right is right but you ain't been right yet...

These socks are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these socks are gonna walk all over you...

You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)
I just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And what he knows you ain't had time to learn...

These socks are made for walking,
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these socks are gonna walk all over you
Are you ready, socks?

Start walkin'

Slim: “Sock it to her, Trumpster!

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Sock walkin’ turns me on.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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