El Chapo's Sons in Gun Battle During 'Take Your Child to Work Day'

Written by Amiko Aventurista

Wednesday, 23 October 2019

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Nothing Like Father Son Time After a Gun Battle

Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was spotted beaming with pride yesterday, when his four sons fought an hours-long gun battle with Mexican police during the annual 'Take Your Child To Work Day'. The gun battle left 13 people dead and scores injured, in Sinaloa, Mexico, a stronghold of the Guzman drug cartel. According to eyewitnesses, the Guzman boys were dressed for battle in a strange combination of Pancho Villa and Rambo attire.

"There is nothing better in life than to see your children succeed in the family business. The sacrifices I made have all been worth it. I'm really emotional right now," said El Chapo.

Mexican police acknowledge mistakes. "Caramba, everyone knows it was 'Take Your Child To Work Day', and we should have been better prepared for a good old-fashioned gun battle with the boys," said Mexican Police Chief Marisol Vallas Garcia. "I think it was the Pancho Villas/Rambo outfits that threw us off our game plan."

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