Girlicon introduces a new of pink, scented revolvers. Let's face it, the world is a scary place. In this day and age, if you are a girl or even a gay guy for that matter, you've got to protect yourself.
You may ask, why Girlicon?
For years, people have seen pistols as these mean, black, angry, cold pieces of steel that are used for violence and committing crimes. Girlicon is working hard to change that image. See, each pistol grip is hand-crafted with kid leather that has been dyed in trendy colors that's just right for ladies, gay guys, and those who are girly at heart -- we don't discriminate. Our pistols are scented so that discerning noses are not quick to notice scents such as lead and GSR.
We recently surveyed America's toughest prisons, and many robbers said they would flee if confronted with such a pistol. According to Bob "Big Man" Roberts who is currently doing time in Rikers, "I would run if some [homosexual] pointed one of these at me! I mean, it is bad enough to be shot by some queen, but to be shot or even killed with one of these girly guns, that's just absolutely humiliating!"
Each one of our quality, individually-crafted firearms comes with a lifetime warranty. They are lightweight but pack one hell of a punch.
So order yours today! If you've been turned off by traditional firearms, ours might be right for you. Order now, quantities are limited.