Pocahontas: “Mexico Will Pay For Our Health Care.”

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 21 October 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Pocahontas has finally been pinned down. For months, she has dodged the question regarding who would come up with the 30 trillion dollars to pay for our health care.

Taking a page from President Trump’s successful campaign mantra, “Build The Wall,” and “Who’s Going To Pay For it?” she incorporated it for her own.

Yep. Pocahontas was In Pocahontas, Iowa, yesterday. When asked if the Middle Class would have their taxes raised, she waved her arms dismissively and screamed:

“No! Mexico will pay for it!”

“For years, they have been crossing our border and dropping their babies in our hospitals.”

Flapping her arms: “They have been using our emergency care facilities without paying for services for years!”

A voice from the crowd:

“She’s levitating. She's flapping her arms like a f*cking duck.”

Pocahontas: “WHO’S GONNA PAY?”

Slim: Joining the roaring crowd: “MEXICO!”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. "Mexico Pay Much Wampum”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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