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Funny story: Mueller will adapt “I’m-loathe-to-get-into-that” comment for new plumbing and cleaning business

Mueller will adapt “I’m-loathe-to-get-into-that” comment for new plumbing and cleaning business

Intelligence agencies are expressing their admiration of the frequency of Mr. Mueller’s recent “I’m loathe to get into that” statements at a congressional hearing this week. Mueller avoided questions some 200 times in recent questioning before co...

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Funny story: Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

WASHINGTON DC - Former FBI Director Robert Swan Mueller III had NO—F*CKING—CLUE as he sat before the House Judiciary Committee, trying to answer questions about a so-called "Mueller Report." After the incredibly sad performance of the Special Counsel...

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Funny story: Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

WASHINGTON DC - The Democrats called Robert Mueller to testify in a Congressional Hearing about the Special Counsel investigation regarding accusations that Donald Trump acted as an agent of the KGB. Unfortunately, it appears that Mueller's performan...

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Funny story: Russia-Gate Follies to open on the boards with Mueller at lead ballerina attended by Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Hillary Clinton

Russia-Gate Follies to open on the boards with Mueller at lead ballerina attended by Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Hillary Clinton

A dazzling show of music, vocals, and ballerinas is slated to parade across the country this coming autumn. Representatives of the mainstream media are also featured, in a tightly grouped little chorus wearing very short ballerina costumes. Som...

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Funny story: Time To Dump Trump

Time To Dump Trump

How did anyone become so sacrosanct in this democracy that he can't be indicted? And who in the United States decided that a president is above the law? It is clear that Donald Trump obstructed justice by attempting to stop an investigation into...

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Funny story: Looser Guccifer 2.0 blows whistle on Hillary and Mueller as they celebrate The Report in sleazy nightclub

Looser Guccifer 2.0 blows whistle on Hillary and Mueller as they celebrate The Report in sleazy nightclub

Once again Looser Guccifer 2.0 has come forward to The Guard Dog to blow the whistle and serve the public on what is still dark and unknown. Ms. Clinton and Mr. Mueller followed up on release of The Mueller Report with a private party at Club Met...

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Funny story: Elderlies annoyed with reports on what they’re thinking about following demise

Elderlies annoyed with reports on what they’re thinking about following demise

Starting with an article in Newsweek magazine yesterday, a wave of irritation and protest has surged throughout the elderly community. The Newsweek headline: “Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller’s report and they’re not...

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Funny story: Trump Didn't Realize That During a Government Shutdown, the FBI and the Mueller Investigations Would Still Continue

Trump Didn't Realize That During a Government Shutdown, the FBI and the Mueller Investigations Would Still Continue

Washington, D.C. President Trump lost a little spring in his step when it was revealed that the Mueller Investigation would continue because its funding isn't affected during a government shutdown. Trump was even more nervous when he found out th...

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Funny story: Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Two years ago, on January 6, 2017, major intelligence agencies in the US announced “assessments” that the Russians had "interfered with" the 2016 election. These assessments bore the caveat they were only estimates, meaning they were guessing, but...

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Funny story: Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

After spending months asking friends of Trump, hinting that he was interested, or hoping he'd make the first move, top sources report Robert Mueller may just go out and ask Trump whether he colluded. "Yeah, I'm tired of dancing around it, and I think...

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Funny story: Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

In Argentina for the annual G-20 conference, Mr. Trump is reported avoiding Mr. Putin after cancelling any official meeting between them. Analysts probing this response remind that in the 2016 campaign Mr. Trump had been enthusiastic about Mr. Put...

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Funny story: WFFC reviews collusion blues and tap dance show with Skripal Chorale for the 2018 midterms

WFFC reviews collusion blues and tap dance show with Skripal Chorale for the 2018 midterms

WFFC (World Federation of Fed Up Citizens) reps have come forward to evaluate the current roadshow out of Washington: “The Collusion Blues Festival.” This performance has been touring the globe on the theme Trump is controlled by Vladimir Putin, w...

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Funny story: Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Special counsel Robert Mueller is reported close to another indictment—of the entire Republican Party as well as Mr. Trump. The indictment will name every verifiable Republican-associated official and party representative in 2016. Republican v...

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Funny story: Rosenstein and Gowdy get down to it in girlie bar but withhold fisticuffs

Rosenstein and Gowdy get down to it in girlie bar but withhold fisticuffs

Fresh from exchanges on the floor of Congress, last night Representative Trey Gowdy (R-SC) and Attorney General Rod Rosenstein further mixed it up at a watering hole in the back streets of Washington D.C. The two met by accident at "Hooters With M...

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