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Funny story: Daisy Duke Short Shorts Continue To Be Popular

Daisy Duke Short Shorts Continue To Be Popular

Fashion trends come and go, but the perennial popularity of one particular item of clothing has surprised fashion gurus and fashionistas alike. Daisy Duke short shorts, the ultra-short shorts worn by Catherine Bach in her role as Daisy Duke in the…

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes

Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Arrested – And The Rich and Famous are Shaking in Their Gucci Shoes

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – One of the most evil women in history has just been arrested, and is now sitting in jail. Ghislaine Maxwell, (#6903517) who was the girlfriend of the most perverted pervert on Earth, Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested as she…

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Funny story: Scientists discover rare 70s pervert DNA

Scientists discover rare 70s pervert DNA

In the dried-up crusty lining of an old New York theatre seat, scientists have discovered a mosquito perfectly preserved in a globule of petrified spunk. Incredibly, the mosquito had bitten a pervert in the cinema, and scientists were able to extract...

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Funny story: Epstein, Swinestein, The Pervs Just Keep Coming

Epstein, Swinestein, The Pervs Just Keep Coming

New York City, NY - (ReUterus): Emergency flack jackets have been issued to members of the New York Barr Association ahead of predicted fallout in NYC’s latest perversion of justice case. A claque of former lawyers and publicists for convicted ju...

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Funny story: Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Los Angeles, CA - In an exclusive interview with Dr. Pimple Popper, who called our newsroom's deviant hotline, the next big thing in medical videos will be painful ingrown penis removal videos shot at home. The doctor would not reveal her sources, b...

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Funny story: Twenty ways you can tell if your man is going "Gropensteinian"

Twenty ways you can tell if your man is going "Gropensteinian"

So neither you nor your significant other voted. You were going to, but just didn't have the time. After working all day, getting your nails done after work, then after a tough workout at the gym, you were just too exhausted to go to the voti...

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Funny story: 1980s sex abuse cover-up files stashed in MI5's Pervert Pope dossier

1980s sex abuse cover-up files stashed in MI5's Pervert Pope dossier

London - 114 missing sex abuse cover-up files from the 1980s been discovered in the security service's huge dossier about Pope John Paul II. Polish pervert Karol Wojtyla was outed as the Chief Satanist of the notorious P2 Masonic Lodge which robbe...

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Funny story: Cameron squirms at PMQ 'paedo ring at Number 10' claim

Cameron squirms at PMQ 'paedo ring at Number 10' claim

London - A Labour MP has stirred up the Jimmy Savile whornets nest with a crafty question about 'a paedophile ring' inside the government's seat of power at No 10. West Bromwich East MP Tom Watson stunned the House by asking for a review of police...

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Funny story: Skimpy bikinis banned by butch Olympic lesbians

Skimpy bikinis banned by butch Olympic lesbians

Women's beach volleyball players have been advised not to wear tight fitting bikinis at the 2012 London Olympics. Athletes in the event have worn skimpy swimwear since the sport was introduced at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta. Now the change has b...

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Funny story: Dogging Tragedy Leaves Three Dead

Dogging Tragedy Leaves Three Dead

The picturesque village of Little Divot suffered yet another in a long line of headline making calamities after three local residents met their maker in a most undignified way. The three perverted victims, named locally as Randy B'Stard, Fanny So...

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Funny story: New Raincoat invented for flashers

New Raincoat invented for flashers

Mr Hangie Oot, from Scotland, has invented a raincoat for men that enjoy flashing at the general public. His invention will make life much easier for the men in macks. Mr Oot explained the innovation to The Spoof. "Nay mere, will the flasher ha...

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Funny story: Pervs rushing to buy airline tickets for cheap flights

Pervs rushing to buy airline tickets for cheap flights

Perverts and other sexual deviants (if there ARE any more) are rushing in the hundreds to Travel Agents worldwide, or booking online, for cheap flights to 'anywhere and everywhere' in the world. They don't want to travel, they just want 'cheap thr...

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