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Funny story: Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Washington DC, USA - (Gone Phishing): A DC watering hole popular with Justice officials and top brass politicians is being probed about its dodgy in-house wifi. Last Chance Saloon, famous for tequila slammers and sloe comfortable screws, is being...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

New York - The last time a full moon occurred on Friday the 13th, in October 2000, Rupert Murdoch was sitting pretty in his NYC NewsCorpse HQ confidently predicting Al 'Weird Al' Gore was just daze away from being elected the next President of the U...

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Funny story: Is Furious Piers Morgan Planning CNN Massacre?

Is Furious Piers Morgan Planning CNN Massacre?

Livid CNN prime-time talk show host Piers Morgan is said to be furious and beside himself with anger after his prime-time talk show "Piers Morgan Live" was axed today. It has been reported that Morgan was spotted purchasing several high powered as...

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Funny story: President Obama Brings Happiness To A Child

President Obama Brings Happiness To A Child

US President, Barack Obama, today brought a delighted smile to the face of a ten year old English girl. 'I lost my mobile phone last month,' explained Sophie Harris from Cornwall, England. 'I was really, really upset as it had details of all my fr...

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Funny story: What is it like to be very Frank?

What is it like to be very Frank?

After three years of phone hacking, hiding in playground shrubbery and hundreds of inconclusive photographs, today we are finally interviewing very Frank. He has kindly agreed to talk to us on the proviso that he can stuff his face choc-full of Turkish delights throughout the entirety of the interview. At certain points of the interview we may have to adjust the height, weight and circumference of...

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Funny story: 'The Spoof' Facing Backlash After Damning Leveson Report

'The Spoof' Facing Backlash After Damning Leveson Report

Earlier today Lord Leveson revealed the conclusion of his public inquiry into the culture, practices and ethics of the British press. His report is particulary scathing when it comes to satirical website 'Thespoof.co.uk'. Describing the website...

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Funny story: Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

The late finale of the US Open Tennis Final caused confusion in British media last night when the 2.10am finish caused tired reporters stuck on auto-pilot from the Parylympic coverage and Athletes parade to churn out the wrong facts. The Stun news...

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Funny story: Sun newspaper front page pic of nude Prince Harry is gift to Wendi Deng

Sun newspaper front page pic of nude Prince Harry is gift to Wendi Deng

Wapping insiders claimed today that the front page picture of Prince Harry almost 'koo' starkers was a birthday present from Rupert Murdoch to his heroic wife, Wendi Deng. Deng shot to worldwide fame in 2011 when attacking Johnnie Marbles Kung-Fu...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks "No Witch" Says Expert

Rebekah Brooks "No Witch" Says Expert

A leading witchcraft expert has urged that it's pointless to make former News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks the victim of a witch-hunt. Mrs Brooks was charged with conspiracy to pervert the course of justice yesterday in the News Internationa...

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Funny story: Venus turns retrograde as Rebekah Brooks awaits her fate

Venus turns retrograde as Rebekah Brooks awaits her fate

London - The planet of love and luck stands motionless on Tuesday, shagged out in Gemini, sign of the twins. Its stationary transit sees the ex-NewsCorpse diva face the cold steel of handcuffs as CPS lawyers decide if she's perverted, er, the cour...

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Funny story: Confusion at 'NI cops sent sexagerian texts' headline

Confusion at 'NI cops sent sexagerian texts' headline

Sussex - A sixty-something lady from Bognor has complained about misleading headlines blaming policemen, suspected of receiving News International bungs, for sending her inappropriate S&M texts. Retired soprano Mrs Aida Bumburst said today the...

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Funny story: NewsCorpse behind 'royalty fees' to WMD dodgy dossier creative writing team

NewsCorpse behind 'royalty fees' to WMD dodgy dossier creative writing team

London - The thorny problem of discretely doshing up helpful sources inclined to parrot a Government war agenda was made a helluva lot clearer today. Apparently some slithery - er...dithery! - MoD top brass became convinced of the existence of Sad...

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Funny story: Cameron 'drunk as a skunk' as hacking inquiry ratchets up the agony in Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks probe

Cameron 'drunk as a skunk' as hacking inquiry ratchets up the agony in Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks probe

London - Backbenchers have made a formal complaint that Commons-issue extra strong fresh breath mints are failing miserably to do what it says on the packet. This morning at Westmonster Hall the PM was seen sucking** on something a bit more potent...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Arrested Again

Rebekah Brooks Arrested Again

The former Sun and News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks has been arrested again by police investigating the phone hacking scandal. It is believed that police turned up at her Oxfordshire home at 6am this morning primarily so they could catch Br...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks' ex-husband Ross Kemp 'might also have ridden Met horse Raisa'

Rebekah Brooks' ex-husband Ross Kemp 'might also have ridden Met horse Raisa'

London - Their June 2002 marriage fell at the post well before the seven year itch when the Missus' sharp backhander landed her overnight in a police cell on suspected spouse abuse charges. This morning Ross Kemp was staying schtum as YouBoob! vid...

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Funny story: Rebekah's gift horse from Scotland Yard 'was a Trojan'

Rebekah's gift horse from Scotland Yard 'was a Trojan'

London - Officers from the Met's Mounted Branch played an absolute blinder it was revealed today as details emerged of a gift whorse (sic) loaned to Rebekah Brooks back in 2008. A twelve year old nag - nicknamed 'Elveden' after a Met probe into do...

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Funny story: Yippee! New squeaky-clean Sunday Smearer to hit the news stands!

Yippee! New squeaky-clean Sunday Smearer to hit the news stands!

London - Rupert Murdoch said today his new Sunday organ will be staffed with 10 journalists 'who have never been caught in any hacking scandal'. The NewsCorpse red top will be edited by a well-known beautiful woman noted for her sharp wit, endeari...

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