San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

Written by joseph k winter

Sunday, 19 May 2019

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As the wealthy know, being wealthy and getting away with it is a very good thing--but there could be a problem.

Wealth tilts out at the other end to a non-wealth homeless-getting-worse problem, and an economic system gone to sleep.

But of course the high life must be protected from fecal stains left by the homeless squatting here, there, and everywhere.

San Francisco and surrounding counties currently are sporting 25,000 homeless.

A propaganda campaign has started in: they are all deranged drug addicts doing crime and their habit day after day.

But not all of them fit this criminalizing, as with those burned out of their homes and now out of FEMA time, and left either in their cars or on the sidewalk with a piece of blanket.

Note their situation has nothing to do with the $3,000 a month rent price on a small studio off Van Ness Avenue.

Or the average price of a two bedroom home at 13 million.

Nothing to do with the tilt from high wealth to no wealth, prices rising as Trump fiddles with "the economy."

No. These malingerers and idiots brought it on themselves by being in the way of--

*forest fire,
*evictions,
*unemployment,
*not enough employment,
*too many children to care for,
*illness,
*elderliness,

and ending up in a country where the rich don’t give a damn.

But!

To fecal stains--at this time up hefty percentages in the last few months?

Law enforcement is further interested that some of the staining has become “weaponized.”

Territory is marked. “Pigeon-staining” has become something of an art form.

Training schools are in process amongst the sordid little tents and cardboard boxes and trash where the homeless typically live.

Those with exceptional catapulting skills are highly esteemed.

The famous bird’s missile system is mimicked with its ability to deposit a resounding splat on a passerby’s head.

Alternatively, these fecal stainings and their increasing tendency could be considered strictly symbolic.

The homeless artiste, with his do not go gentle into that expensive neighborhood, may be exploring literary form.

In fact, San Francisco Literary Groups are taking notice and setting up prize festivals, with a minimum monthly fee to interested members.

Homeless musicians needed with overnight on the stage included.

Scoop patrol positions in wealthy neighborhoods now available (headgear advised).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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