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Funny story: San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

As the wealthy know, being wealthy and getting away with it is a very good thing--but there could be a problem. Wealth tilts out at the other end to a non-wealth homeless-getting-worse problem, and an economic system gone to sleep. But of cours...

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Funny story: Being a Condescending, Self-Righteous, Greedy, Narcissistic Asshole Actually Leads to Happiness, According To Report

Being a Condescending, Self-Righteous, Greedy, Narcissistic Asshole Actually Leads to Happiness, According To Report

Scientists and researchers at the University of Colorado came to the conclusion, Friday, that condescending, self-righteous, narcissistic assholes who judge, criticize, and ridicule those around them actually do find happiness in the long run.

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Funny story: Trump Touts His Buddhism-Informed Platform Emphasizing Greed, Hatred and Delusion

Trump Touts His Buddhism-Informed Platform Emphasizing Greed, Hatred and Delusion

In a recent address to North Korean Buddhists, President Trump lauded the Eastern religion which, he says, has greatly informed his presidential platform through its emphasis on the powerful effects of greed, hatred and delusion. As Trump noted, B...

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Funny story: Trump: the Dart of the Eel

Trump: the Dart of the Eel

Donald Trump has always been a slippery character, and no more so than in his business dealings. In his book "The Dart of the Eel" he explains how to be as slippery as he is, as he gives advice to would-be entrepreneurial conmen. At the heart of Trump's philosophy are "The Rules", by which he lives his life, and by which he believes anyone can become as rich as he is. Rule number one is "hav...

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Funny story: Man Turns To Cannibalism During Traffic Snarl Up

Man Turns To Cannibalism During Traffic Snarl Up

A 33-year-old father of three has admitted to eating parts of his co-worker in what police have described as a 'justifiable act.' Steven Charlton and colleague Ken Moore found themselves stuck in traffic on a jam-packed I-95 twenty miles north of...

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Funny story: Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Recent attention to "affluenza," also known as "sudden wealth syndrome," has brought forward Philip "Filith" Von Lucre, formerly very wealthy but now transformed to humble student of the disease. Mr. Von Lucre descended from the families of Madiso...

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Funny story: Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Vicenza, Italy - A small, grocery store owner in the Northeastern, Italian town of Vicenza is growing increasingly impatient with an American customer who speaks "bad Italian." Rosa Maria Membroni doesn't see why the American can't learn Italian.

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Funny story: Dizney World: it's not for everyone, not anymore

Dizney World: it's not for everyone, not anymore

ORLANDO'S BLOOM -- For millions of Americans, times are hard, but, apparently, Mickey Mouse could care less. He has ordered Dizney World admission ticket prices to skyrocket to a whopping $1,500--not per family, mind you, but per "guest," inc...

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Funny story: Billionaires To Form New Political Party

Billionaires To Form New Political Party

The political network overseen by the conservative billionaires Charles G. and David H. Koch plans to spend close to $900 million on the 2016 campaign. This spending goal was reached at the Koch's annual winter retreat in Palm Springs where assembl...

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Funny story: Oil Company Files $1billion Lawsuit Against Tiny Town

Oil Company Files $1billion Lawsuit Against Tiny Town

CALIFORNIA - Using millions of gallons of water and secret chemicals harmful to people, the environment and the earth, oil and gas companies crack open underground rock formations, forcing deposits of oil and gas tucked deep within the earth up to th...

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Funny story: Walton Family Checks into Rehab for Wealth Addiction

Walton Family Checks into Rehab for Wealth Addiction

Bentonville, Arkansas -- In a shocking admission that surprised half of the world's population, the surviving members of the Walton family announced earlier this week that they are checking into the Betty Ford Clinic to treat a debilitating wealth ad...

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Funny story: Goldman Sachs Rich Employee's Comments Exposed

Goldman Sachs Rich Employee's Comments Exposed

Goldman Sachs tattletale Steve Strong has been exposed. He's the guy that overheard remarks of Goldman employees on the elevators going to its offices. Now his identity is no longer a secret. His twitter account @Goldman Gossip has had a huge audience of people who view remarks made the Sachs workforce. Now that's he's out of business, Goldman Sachs has lifted the ban on company-impose...

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Funny story: Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns

Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns

Customers of UK High Street Banks are increasingly reporting their unease about the recent trend for banks to demonstrate excessive goodwill and courtesy towards customers. 'I only dropped into Nat West to use the cashpoint,' said one customer. 'O...

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Funny story: El Porco D'Oro - The Golden Pig

El Porco D'Oro - The Golden Pig

The team behind the phenomenal "Price is Right" have launched a new TV game show. Called "EL PORCO D'ORO" or "The Golden Pig", it is sweeping America. To advertize for ten seconds during the show will cost half a million dollars. CNN executives are delighted and Jerry Springer says he is "disappointed" he wasn't asked to compere. It is in fact being compered by Ozzie Ozbourne. How does it work...

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Funny story: McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

Ronald McDonald, CEO of the international fast-food franchise and part-time clown, has become the target of a hate group--the restaurant chain's own franchisees! "The bastard's greed is unbelievable," Betty Crocker, of Ann Arbor, Michigan...

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Funny story: Culture of entitlement, eh? Archbishop of Canterbury 'sitting pretty on offshore tax haven nest egg'

Culture of entitlement, eh? Archbishop of Canterbury 'sitting pretty on offshore tax haven nest egg'

Bahamas - Newly enthroned Archbishop Justin Welby is planning a rather splendid retirement in the Turks & Caicos Islands in ten years time as a hush-hush pension pot from former French big oil employers Elf Aquitaine continues to swell unabated.

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Funny story: February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day

February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day

For as long as there have been florists and card shops, February 14th has been called Valentine's Day in order to boost sales of flowers and cards during a slump in the card selling calendar. One section of society has long since come to hate this da...

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