It seems that US over-bred chickens are not only being prepared for becoming nuggets in a global Chicken massacre machine, no! Due to mass breeding and pumping hormones through their tiny bodies, their brains are chemically developing too, and now instead of going voluntarily to the slaughter, they are doing a UK RUNNER!
Chicken stocks are running out rapidly in the UK and US bosses are asking the question why?
Well Jaggedone knows the answer: The chickens fried as nuggets in the UK are the US version because EU chickens don't want to end up being fried Brit nuggets in Brexit Britain so secretly a Colonel (who shall remain nameless) has decided to, via Northern Ireland, and the DUP closing their blind-eyes, smuggle millions of the chemical versions into the UK behind the back of Mrs May who has been Trumped again! So before she comes to a EU agreement allowing EU chickens, non-chemical, to become nuggets, the US have provided a solution for British ineptitude once again!
However, the US version is so pumped up with chemical hormones and, have become so clever, thousands of of non-headless chickens are "doing a runner" into the British countryside and are nearly impossible to catch!
In fact, Nigel Farage, has been called in to hold a referendum to stop illegals entering the UK because he hates chicken nuggets and prefers good old-fashioned English roast beef Made in France!
So for all lovers of Chicken Nuggets, the chemical version, you will all have to go veggie until March 2019 when the UK finally comes to a trade agreement with the EU to allow the status-quo!