Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 18 March 2018

image for Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!
Lavender oil rubbed on titties certainly worked for him / her / it!!

US Scientists have discovered something that will put plastic surgery for males out of date and, all skinny males, transsexuals, body-builders, etc, have to do now is rub their titties with tea tree or lavender oil!

Sorry ladies, but the oils do not work for you, so increasing your breasts will still require a trip to silicone valley!

After hearing the news, thousands of skinny males and, others not wanting to be male, were seen heading to India and China hoping to extract the oil for a quick fix to their non-protruding boobs.

Jaggedone sent his 'boob-less' star medical CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army), reporter, Boo Boo Tittikaka, over to India to do some rub-a-dubbing and here is his report:

"Well people, I have been rubbing this tea tree oil on my hairy chest for the last five days and my boobs have certainly grown, in fact, a passing, lonely, Indian cow driver, possessing only 1 cow and, looking rather skinny himself offered me a quickie in the tea plantation, I refrained and told him to find some sheep instead! By the time I return to the UK I hope to order my first titty holder, shave my chest and flaunt my cleavage to anybody who fancies a peep at a nicker a time, freaky!"

Jaggedone, great entrepreneur, and bullshitter, would also like to report he has purchased a tea tree plantation (I thought tea grew on bushes?) in India and will be launching his brand new, free-trade, organic, titty enhancer oil to males who feel the need to have bigger ones and, it will only cost them 50 quid a bottle!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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