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Funny story: Restaurant solves energy crisis

Restaurant solves energy crisis

Ben Scrapin of the Stinken Toes restaurant held a press conference today as the gas company disconnected the restaurant from the gas line. The savings in gas utilities will be donated to shelters that feed the homeless, according to Mr. Scrapin.

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Funny story: SOS from Jon Taffer and Bar Rescue

SOS from Jon Taffer and Bar Rescue

The timing was perfect. Jon Taffer, star of Bar Rescue, had just launched into his customary rant aimed at another fledgling proprietor when he got the surprise of his life. Rick Regan and crew entered the scene on behalf of Reality Fix to turn the t…

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Funny story: NBA Hall of Famer's "Shaq’s Pizza Shack" Is Forced To Shut Down

NBA Hall of Famer's "Shaq’s Pizza Shack" Is Forced To Shut Down

REDONDO BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that Shaq’s Pizza Shack has been ordered to close by the California State Inspectatorial Agency. CSIA inspector Rusty Tzatsiki, no relation to famed gynecologist Z…

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Funny story: Restaurants impose a No Mask/No Laugh, No Talk Rule

Restaurants impose a No Mask/No Laugh, No Talk Rule

Now that COVID restrictions are lifted, food establishments are allowed to set their own safety requirements. Many are erring on the side of caution by imposing a No Mask/No Laugh or Talk rule for their patrons. We spoke to Barny Rubbleford, night…

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Funny story: The Seafood Industry Is In a Panic as Lobsters Have Stopped Mating

The Seafood Industry Is In a Panic as Lobsters Have Stopped Mating

BOSTON – (Business Satire) – The New England Seafood Industry is panicking due to the fact that, for some unknown reason, Atlantic coast lobsters have all stopped mating. Hans Figgarello, a noted lobster expert, stated that he believes the reason…

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Funny story: Zombie-Owned Restaurants increasing in Popularity across the Country

Zombie-Owned Restaurants increasing in Popularity across the Country

Despite making up less than 1% of the American population, Zombies are one of the most unique ethnic minorities in the country due to their eccentric, albeit intriguing, lifestyle. One such area of cultural distinction is the rather interesting choic…

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Funny story: Noodle Shop Woman Aghast At Poor Aim Of Customers

Noodle Shop Woman Aghast At Poor Aim Of Customers

The female owner of a local food eaterie which caters for Asian tastes has commented on the poor aim of many of her customers when attempting to toss refuse into the waste bin. The shop, which is open seven days per week, between the hours of mid…

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Funny story: McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

CHICAGO – The McDonalds Corporation has just announced a decision that will not only resonate throughout China, but throughout San Francisco as well. After several power meetings, McDonalds has decided to close all of its restaurants in China.

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Funny story: Carnage at Local IHOP over Last Stack of Pancakes

Carnage at Local IHOP over Last Stack of Pancakes

Police in this sleepy Indiana town were called to quell a violent disturbance at the local IHOP diner this morning. “It was absolute carnage,” reported Sergeant Nick Buckley, who was first on the scene. “In all my years on the force, I’ve never se...

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Funny story: Man Is Fed Up Of Waiting

Man Is Fed Up Of Waiting

A waiter at a plush restaurant in New York has said that, after serving customers for nearly 16 years, he is absolutely sick to death of waiting, and is giving up the role, to search for alternative employment. Andrew Skivvy, 34, has taken diners'...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Demands To Be Traded

Tom Brady Demands To Be Traded

FOXBORO, Massachusetts – Tom Brady has stunned the football world as he has finally admitted that he has informed the New England Patriots organization that he is demanding to be traded. The Sporting Balls Review reported that Brady’s chauffeur ov...

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Funny story: National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day Is Here

National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day Is Here

WILMINGTON, De.—What better way to observe National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day than by having lunch at a Tony restaurant with a confirmed handicapped-parking-sticker cheat? We'll call him Ralph. He is one of a notorious breed of white-col...

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Funny story: Customer Refuses To Pay Restaurant Tab Based On Personal Conviction - "I don't believe in the existence of a cook."

Customer Refuses To Pay Restaurant Tab Based On Personal Conviction - "I don't believe in the existence of a cook."

Salt Lake City -A biologist's refusal to pay his restaurant tab has led to his arrest, but has also incited heated controversy in the town of Falls Face, Utah. It is a topic of intense discussion after Paul Ramses, 26, working as a consultant with...

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Funny story: Zany Slummer: Boycott Windy's: “They're a bunch of cocks!”

Zany Slummer: Boycott Windy's: “They're a bunch of cocks!”

Zany Slummer, a comedienne and wannabe actress, who identifies as a bird, took to Twit yesterday to tweet her call for a boycott of Windy's. She sought to initiate the boycott because she is expecting to deliver a boy named Cott and because she thoug...

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Funny story: 5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'

5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'

Eating out in the UK can be damn expensive thanks to the hype around Masterchef & Co, but eating mouldy cheese in a noble restaurant and, paying £13 quid for the pleasure, wasn't funny for punters in Bristol, UK! In addition, to add insult to...

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Funny story: Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks! The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is: "Well, when you walk through th...

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Funny story: Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

A restaurant owner in Wales has won the prestigious Chef of the Year award for 2017. It is a trophy given by the International Food Tasters And Gluttons of Paris, and is highly regarded. The winner Geoff Fork, 46, of Swansea, was surprised at the res...

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