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Funny story: Man Gets Caught Choking Chicken

Man Gets Caught Choking Chicken

A celibate man with a previous history of choking his chicken was caught again choking his chicken in a public bathroom at the Piazza dell' Unità grocery store, in Rome Italy, according to Mayor Virginia Raggi. Francesco Totti told people he went…

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Funny story: Chicken Noodle Chickens in Short Supply

Chicken Noodle Chickens in Short Supply

Don't blame Panera for the high cost ($15.50) for a large bowl of chicken soup. "Its not Panera's fault," said Ollie McDonald, the country's largest Noodle Chicken farmer," Most folks have never even heard about a noodle chicken. They come out of…

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Funny story: Trump’s Chickens Are Coming Home To Roost

Trump’s Chickens Are Coming Home To Roost

Well now, what does that mean? Did Trump raise some chickens while he was residing at the White House? Yes. Sort of, in a way, but a different kind of bird. Chickens may wander about during the day, but they usually come home to roost or sleep.

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Funny story: Wing Stop Is In a Horrendous Panic As Chicken Wings Have Become Scarce-As-Hell!

Wing Stop Is In a Horrendous Panic As Chicken Wings Have Become Scarce-As-Hell!

CHUCK WAGON, Texas – (Satire News) - The famous buffalo wings franchise reports that the top executives are in a state of absolute concern and downright panic due to what is being called The Chicken Wing Shortage of 2021. Spokesperson Bernardo Fl…

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Funny story: Bucket Of Chicken Feathers Found Outside House

Bucket Of Chicken Feathers Found Outside House

There was a surprise in store for one man this morning, when he went outside his property to have a look around, and found that some unknown person had left a bucket on the ground containing a quantity of chicken feathers. The black plastic bucket…

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Funny story: Chic-fil-A Reaches Out to the Gay Community and Says Our Chickens Don’t Care if You’re Gay

Chic-fil-A Reaches Out to the Gay Community and Says Our Chickens Don’t Care if You’re Gay

COLLEGE PARK, Georgia – (Business Satire) - Several years ago, the CEO and owner of Chic-fil-A made a comment that upset the LGBTQ community something awful. And the LGBTQers got together and boycotted the chicken establishment, saying that they’d…

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Funny story: Food Shortages Loom, As No Chicken For Sale At Market

Food Shortages Loom, As No Chicken For Sale At Market

The Coronavirus has had many effects on our daily lives: we can't go to work; businesses are failing; we have to distance ourselves from others; we have to wear facemasks; and, we have to queue at supermarkets. When we get into the supermarkets, h…

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Funny story: Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With It

Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With It

There was high drama in one back garden in southeast Asia this morning, after a confrontation between a huge cockerel and a much smaller duckling left the latter with two broken legs. The cockerel, which stood around two feet tall, took issue with...

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Funny story: In Nod to Animal Rights, Tyson Grants Employed Birds Free Lifetime Housing and Healthcare

In Nod to Animal Rights, Tyson Grants Employed Birds Free Lifetime Housing and Healthcare

In a groundbreaking nod to animal rights, poultry producer, Tyson Foods, agreed to guarantee free lifetime room, board, and healthcare, including unlimited hormone treatment and antibiotics, for the millions of birds employed at its chicken and turke...

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Funny story: Zany Slummer: Boycott Windy's: “They're a bunch of cocks!”

Zany Slummer: Boycott Windy's: “They're a bunch of cocks!”

Zany Slummer, a comedienne and wannabe actress, who identifies as a bird, took to Twit yesterday to tweet her call for a boycott of Windy's. She sought to initiate the boycott because she is expecting to deliver a boy named Cott and because she thoug...

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Funny story: US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

It seems that US over-bred chickens are not only being prepared for becoming nuggets in a global Chicken massacre machine, no! Due to mass breeding and pumping hormones through their tiny bodies, their brains are chemically developing too, and now in...

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Funny story: M.O.D pay chicken farmers millions as jet pilots scramble their eggs!

M.O.D pay chicken farmers millions as jet pilots scramble their eggs!

The Ministry of Defence has been forced to "scramble" their fighter jet flights over chicken runs in the UK because distressed chickens have been running for their lives as helicopters, fighter jets, and other UFO's (for chickens everything flying is...

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Funny story: "Mmmm, Tofurky!' Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week before Thanksgiving

"Mmmm, Tofurky!' Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week before Thanksgiving

Clearly feeling the heat as he approached his looming slaughter at the age of six weeks, a bloated five-week-old teenage turkey desperately attempted to talk up the appeal of "mock meats" like the widely popular soy-based Tofurky. "Mmmm, Tofurky!"...

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Funny story: Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Funny story: Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big Bend, TX - Scientists working with big agriculture have increased chicken breast size Texas style. The mutant chickens resulting from the work, according to local farmer Culo Gordo, are increasing profits by 126 percent. According to our sci...

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Funny story: "You Cluckin' What, Mate?" Aussie Boffins Crack Chicken Chatter

"You Cluckin' What, Mate?" Aussie Boffins Crack Chicken Chatter

Australian researchers have discovered that chickens are able to communicate in deep and meaningful ways. They have concluded that chickens can effectively talk to each other. Two researchers at City University in New South Wales, studied chickens...

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Funny story: Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...

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