Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 8 April 2019

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Where's Waldo?

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you thought it was difficult to find Waldo, trying to find Ruthie is even harder. There are those who claim she is dead; that the Democrats are hiding her passing so that Trump can’t replace her with a conservative.

Slim Everdingle, who seems to be omnipresent, said that the last time he saw Justice Ginsburg, her bee-stung lips were more bee-stung than usual; possibly because of the African bee strain that had been introduced when Clarence Thomas joined the highest court of the land.

Everdingle’s mental picture of Ruth Bader Ginsburg at that time made him pause. It seemed to him that she was cryogenically frozen in time; her lips pursed as if she were waiting patiently, in anticipation of hearing Justice Clarence Thomas utter his first words to the rest of the Court. In Slim’s mind (working at half-speed) this provided undeniable evidence that a consummately skilled taxidermist had been at work to make Ruthie appear more alive than dead.

If true, and this is almost certainly so, a cadaver has been sitting in judgement and writing opinions for the Supreme Court for the last six months. At the very least, it would also require the services of a world class ventriloquist with a puppeteer background.

Fueling this speculation is that Ruthie has not been seen in public since her last chemo treatment.

Slim: “Chances are that Ruthie has seen better days.”

Dirty: "She can hide, but she can't run.

Slim: Yo Dude.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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