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Funny story: Wile E Rouhani vs The Trump Runner: Gentlemen, Man Your Camels

Wile E Rouhani vs The Trump Runner: Gentlemen, Man Your Camels

BILLINGSGATE POST: As a select squadron of buzzards flew over the remains of the 63 camels that met their maker in the onslaught of Sidewinder missiles that took out the best and brightest of Iran’s vaunted distribution network, an eerie calm came ov...

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Funny story: The Fat Lady Sings: The Trump Runner Vanquishes Wile E Mueller

The Fat Lady Sings: The Trump Runner Vanquishes Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere Southwest of Nowhere, deep in the Sonoran Desert, a solitary Saguaro cacti is weeping with joy, its outstretched arms lifted in exhaltation in celebration of Good (Trump) over Evil (Mueller). Supplicant over the past...

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Funny story: Wile E Mueller To Be Indicted For Collusion With ACME Corp

Wile E Mueller To Be Indicted For Collusion With ACME Corp

BILLINGSGATE POST: The quietness of the Sonoran Desert was broken by the muffled silence of mice nibbling on cream cheese. Even though their teeth had been capped with rubber tips, sounds of rodent mastication bounced off canyon walls like thunder. Although the Armadillos indigenous to this hostile environment had been unarmed by dissident anti-arm vigilantes, there was no peace in the desert.

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Funny story: Apocalypse Now: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

Apocalypse Now: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a cheap bordello tart attempting to seduce a penniless sailor, Wile E Mueller was trying to reconcile his record of never defeating the Trump Runner in their battle for supremacy. In the Looking Glass war that cast these unli...

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Funny story: Trump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS

Trump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS

BILLINGSGATE POST: The hostile environment of the Sonoran Desert does not cease, even after the sun goes down. Legends of lost gold mines and the crusted white skeletons of dead miners who stood sentinel over their staked claims while grey bearded v...

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Funny story: Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Sonoran Desert, just South of East Jesus, a campfire twickers in the early dusk. And the languid cowboy, Slim Everdingle, limply strums a melancholy tune on his Gibson guitar celebrating the turn of events that be...

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Funny story: Penis Pumps: Draining The Swamp In Washington

Penis Pumps: Draining The Swamp In Washington

BILLINGSGATE POST: Drifting under the cover of shadows that share the darkness enveloping the Beltway in Washington, the organic throb of millions of penis pumps might someday be utilized to drain the murky swamp that smothers everyday political re...

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Funny story: ISIS Vows To Behead Road Runner: Wile E. Coyote Says, "Good Luck"

ISIS Vows To Behead Road Runner: Wile E. Coyote Says, "Good Luck"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, who claims to be a descendant of Mohammed Ali, and henchman of the Greater Than Allah Branch of ISIS, twittered to its USA affiliate, MSNBC, that it has captured the elusive adversary of Wile E. Coyote. Ra...

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Funny story: Road Runner Clones Join ISIS: ACME Forces Drop Anvils Upon Hearing "BEEP! BEEP!"

Road Runner Clones Join ISIS: ACME Forces Drop Anvils Upon Hearing "BEEP! BEEP!"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Homer's Sirens, who lured Odysseus with their beautiful voices of doom as he sailed off the rocks of Scylla, the "BEEP! BEEP!" emanating from the Road Runner is now piercing the morning solitude from minarets in Ramadi, luring...

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Funny story: Big Red ACME Amphibious Anvil Machine Rolls Into Ramadi: Field Marshal Coyote Hums Tune

Big Red ACME Amphibious Anvil Machine Rolls Into Ramadi: Field Marshal Coyote Hums Tune

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reminiscent of General George Patton's counterattack in 1944 which liberated Germany from the Nazi regime, newly appointed Field Marshall Wile E. Coyote stood on the hood of his Hummer and watched as his Big Red ACME Amphibious An...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a move some historians say is the equivalent of the appointment of General Eisenhower to lead the Allies against the Nazis in 1942, Wile E. Coyote was deep selected by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter to lead the 60 nation co...

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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the on-going saga of Coyote vs Road Runner, an escalation engineered by the ever-devious Road Runner confused the GPS setting on the ACME HellFire missile, resulting in a total malfunction of the tracking device, causing it to...

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Funny story: Requiem for the Dollar planned for G20

Requiem for the Dollar planned for G20

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, England - The Queen sent me an email with some stunning news today. The story follows. I'm keeping some of the intimate details secret. After spending several hours in the Queen's boudoir, President Obama has traded in his Ame...

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Funny story: Brown "Pound winner brown"

Brown "Pound winner brown"

LONDON, England - Last week, Brown had called me to his office to release to me an exclusive story about the Pound. Brown had felt that the Pound was in danger of being devalued by the emerging acmetal (ACME) world fiat currency, backed only by the...

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Funny story: New World Order pox monétaire est acmetal ACME - Amero meurt

New World Order pox monétaire est acmetal ACME - Amero meurt

ASSbronzage, Kazakhstan - Après ma source canadienne Noball-Prix de la Vienne Obertrien Undellmien professeur, Ursultannien Azarbayevnien dictateur, ici a été adoptée par la groupe Bilderberg offrir, pour le plan de déjà convenues New World Order mon...

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Funny story: New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt

New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt

ST MORITZ Switzerland, - UPDATE - Die neue Währung auf Hitlers Geburtstag bekannt gegeben wird die Ware Kokain, die derzeit ermöglicht der Welt-Banking-Systeme gesichert werden. Nach meiner Quelle, kanadische Noball-Preis der Wiener Professo...

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Funny story: New World Order pox currency acmetal is ACME - Amero dies

New World Order pox currency acmetal is ACME - Amero dies

ASSTAN, Kazakhstan - UPDATE - The new currency to be announced on Hitler's birthday will be backed by the commodity cocaine, which currently enables the world's banking systems. According to my source, Canadian Noball-prize wiener Professor Obertrien...

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