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Former Punk Rocker Achieves True Success by Going to Work for Healthcare Company

Funny story: Former Punk Rocker Achieves True Success by Going to Work for Healthcare Company

"So many people move here hoping to make it as a professional singer or songwriter and end up becoming disheartened when they never hit the big-time," said career counselor Pam Hardy of Nashville, Tennessee. "But I think we need to change our definit...

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Middle Class Parents Glad Their Son Is Dropping Out Of College To Become A Correctional Officer In Order To Support Pregnant Girlfriend

Funny story: Middle Class Parents Glad Their Son Is Dropping Out Of College To Become A Correctional Officer In Order To Support Pregnant Girlfriend

Madison, Wisconsin. Thomas and Joanna Harper expressed nothing but sheer joy and profound happiness last Thursday when they learned that their son Brad, 22, is dropping out of UW-Madison in order to become a correctional officer after getting 21-yea...

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Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Funny story: Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Always a spritual seeker, Gregg Pardon of Nashville, Tennessee, enrolled in a Buddhism course at local meditation center, where he was fortunate enough to discover the true meaning of life, only to misplace the notebook where he'd jotted down exactly...

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Nashville Woman Enjoys Discussing Her Positive Attitude

Funny story: Nashville Woman Enjoys Discussing Her Positive Attitude

"Attitude is everything," Tara Brockwell of Nashville, Tennessee, enjoys telling everyone who's willing to listen - like her coworker Alan York, whom she'd waylaid this particular Monday morning in the office kitchen while he was getting coffee. "Sta...

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Tenured University Professors To Receive "New" Training On How To Wipe Students' Asses And Give Them Sexual Advice If Necessary

Funny story: Tenured University Professors To Receive "New" Training On How To Wipe Students' Asses And Give Them Sexual Advice If Necessary

Midwest, United States. Finding themselves desperately engaged in a horrible struggle to identify "at-risk" students and potential "drop-outs", as tuition money remains a top priority while coaches receive astronomical salaries, university leaders,...

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Middle-Aged Male Factory Workers Casually Talk About Weather And Politics While Desperately Trying Not To Stare At Female Intern's Perfectly Formed Ass

Funny story: Middle-Aged Male Factory Workers Casually Talk About Weather And Politics While Desperately Trying Not To Stare At Female Intern's Perfectly Formed Ass

Grand Rapids, Michigan. A group of male factory workers at Harper's Manufacturing, Inc. tried desperately not to stare at 26-year-old Jill Kramer's perfectly formed ass last Wednesday as they struggled to have intellectual conversations about changi...

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Extreme Introvert Recovering In Hospital After Intense Day Of Interacting With Too Many People

Funny story: Extreme Introvert Recovering In Hospital After Intense Day Of Interacting With Too Many People

Dane County, Wisconsin. 39-year-old Josh Albert, an extreme introvert who has a tremendous amount of difficulty getting through social circumstances and activities that require interaction with other people, was rushed to a Madison area hospital las...

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Hobbies And Second Job May Help Resident Ignore Reality That He Is A Hopeless Sack Of Shit

Funny story: Hobbies And Second Job May Help Resident Ignore Reality That He Is A Hopeless Sack Of Shit

Minneapolis, Minnesota. In a rather sad attempt to feel better about his own pathetic existence, local douchebag Scott Bauers, 37, has dedicated himself to the mission of finding a second job and developing a few hobbies. Desperately trying to ta...

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Paper-clip counter looking for a new job

Funny story: Paper-clip counter looking for a new job

Gary Johnson, 48, a renowned paper-clip counter from Chutney on the Fritz has revealed that, as from Monday April 1st, he is looking for a new job. Johnson, who has professionally counted paperclips into boxes since his teens, feels the need for a...

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College Student Has Difficulty Preparing For Sociology Exam While Roommate Pleases His Ex-Girlfriend Directly Behind Him

Funny story: College Student Has Difficulty Preparing For Sociology Exam While Roommate Pleases His Ex-Girlfriend Directly Behind Him

University of Northern Iowa student, Brad Smith, 20, had difficulty studying for his Sociology exam last Tuesday while his roommate was pounding his ex-girlfriend across the room. After hearing painful statements from the love of his life such a...

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Man invents time machine, travels 20 seconds backwards in time.

Funny story: Man invents time machine, travels 20 seconds backwards in time.

Dave Bennet, Utah, admits that he “could have made more” of his degree in theoretical physics after he succeeded in sending himself backwards in time by twenty seconds last week. “Yeah, a lot of people are asking me was it worth it. I got to go b...

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Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Funny story: Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Unlike some who make small talk about the weather, office life, and lunch while thinking of greater things, Trey Hill of Charleston, South Carolina, actually walks the small talk, in that his life is truly and entirely composed of only banal and tri...

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Forklift Driver Glad He Can Finally Go Home On Friday And "Not Stop" After 5 Beers

Funny story: Forklift Driver Glad He Can Finally Go Home On Friday And "Not Stop" After 5 Beers

IA. Feeling delightful and giddy on Friday, March 8th, Tom Matthews, 27, was glad that he could finally go home and not stop drinking after only 5 beers. Upon surviving a long, horrifying, and seemingly endless stretch of torture lasting from S...

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I am not that interesting, really, says man

Funny story: I am not that interesting, really, says man

Gary Johnson, 48, and the fictional subject of a few stories written by an equally fictional writer has insisted, that he really is not that interesting. 'The thing is,' said the fictional buffoon, 'I am completely fictional, but it does not mean...

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Man fears for his sense of humour

Funny story: Man fears for his sense of humour

Gary Johnson 48, fears that he has lost his sense of humour. It started when he was listening to the comedy slot on Radio 4 at 6.30, and deepened when his wife was watching repeats of Miranda, Not Going Out and Mrs Brown's Boys. Johnson said 'I wa...

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Man Didn't Get Out Of His Pyjamas For Three Days

Funny story: Man Didn't Get Out Of His Pyjamas For Three Days

We've all had them, those days when we just don't feel like doing anything, and sit around in our pyjamas all day long. One man, however, took this to the extreme at the weekend, when he didn't get out of his bedclothes for nearly three days! The...

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Man Takes "Day Off" Due To Job Exhaustion And Midlife Crisis

Funny story: Man Takes "Day Off" Due To Job Exhaustion And Midlife Crisis

California. In a move that was seen as both shocking and highly unanticipated by fellow co-workers, Michael Herring, 48, took a day off work and stayed home last week on Thursday, February 28th. Feeling exhausted, depressed, burned out, and 'just...

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Man Suffers Multiple Injuries After Ride In Tuk Tuk

Funny story: Man Suffers Multiple Injuries After Ride In Tuk Tuk

A man is recovering at home this morning, after a bonecrushing ride in a Tuk Tuk yesterday, left him with injuries in places he didn't know you could be injured. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon commune, was in Battambang town center with his family, an...

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