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Funny story: That thing you are doing, just stop it

That thing you are doing, just stop it

Are you reading the Daily Mail? Just stop doing it. Are you going to say 'Great pic' about an out of focus photo on social media? Just stop doing it. Are you reading something about politics? Just stop doing it.. Are you writing to…

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Funny story: Best Crockery Still Gathering Dust

Best Crockery Still Gathering Dust

Your best crockery set, you know the one your Mum gave to you fifteen years ago, when your parents moved. The one with the bad flowers and writing on it. You know the one. The one in the garage, underneath your forgotten Haircut 100 albums, Yes, that…

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Funny story: Primark Bouncer Wonders where it all went wrong

Primark Bouncer Wonders where it all went wrong

Spending all day outside a Primark, security guard Barry Waldhorn is wondering where his life went wrong. ‘I just thought that as a bloke in my forties, I might have had more to show for it than this’ bewailed Barry through his moustache. ‘I di…

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Funny story: What do middle aged School friends talk about in the pub?

What do middle aged School friends talk about in the pub?

Middle-aged school friends Shane Worthington and Gary Johnson discussed all types of things during their weekly two pints meeting in the Cat and Dog Pub in Mithering on the Trent. The pair who first met as 11-year-olds at Chutney on the Fritz's Hi…

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Funny story: Your Favourite Teacher Doesn't remember you

Your Favourite Teacher Doesn't remember you

Although you always thought you were the most charming and debonair in year 4 at your school, you are shocked to realise that even though you are no longer 8, and are now 47, your favourite teacher does not remember you. It all happens when back i…

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Funny story: Train driver dreams of becoming a 10-year-old boy

Train driver dreams of becoming a 10-year-old boy

A train driver from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that his fondest dream is to one day become a 10-year-old boy. Toby Dell, 54, told The East London Gazette: "When I get home from work in the evenings I often start daydream…

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Funny story: How expensive is the Radio Times? My thoughts on modern life by Mr Ray Ving, aged 80

How expensive is the Radio Times? My thoughts on modern life by Mr Ray Ving, aged 80

How expensive is the Radio Times? £5.25, that is how expensive the radio times is. I don't know how expensive it was last year, but it seems to be very expensive. I mean, I know when the programmes I will be watching are on. The Queen at three on…

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Funny story: Computer playing up, just to piss you off

Computer playing up, just to piss you off

Your computer knows all about you. It knows your search history, your innermost soul, and what you think. Sometimes, it doesn't freeze due to performing an illegal action, or because too many tabs are open. Sometimes, it just plays you up to piss…

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Funny story: Shakespeare couldn't have "punned" it better!

Shakespeare couldn't have "punned" it better!

The down-and-outers who took over the abandoned, dilapidated house on the cheap side of the lake proved themselves adaptive if nothing else. They quickly made the place livable, diverted a creek to irrigate a vegetable garden, and somehow plugged…

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Funny story: Woman finds out she is her own mother

Woman finds out she is her own mother

Harriet Campbell could not have been more surprised. After waiting for nearly four weeks the results of her DNA test were back...and somewhat alarming. "I found out I was my own mother!" According to misery.com the results obtained indicated th…

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Funny story: Man shocked to realise he is the same age as Ed Balls

Man shocked to realise he is the same age as Ed Balls

Man about town Stanley Bridgewater, is shocked to realise that he is the same age as Ed Balls. Although Stanley is 54, and has always known his age, he always assumed that Ed Balls was older. 'Yes it is a bit of shock' bewailed Stanley 'I alway…

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Funny story: Couple deciding on which of their toddler's paintings to put on the fridge

Couple deciding on which of their toddler's paintings to put on the fridge

Stanley Bridgewater and his wife Shirley have to decide which of son's Thomas latest artistic squiggles to put on the fridge. 'Each day he comes home from school, and he always has these bits of paper that he is so proud of. He calls them his art…

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Funny story: Man living his life like it is a choose your own adventure book, again

Man living his life like it is a choose your own adventure book, again

Derek Smallwood is living his life as if it is a choose your own adventure book, even though the last time he tried it it was a disaster. Derek revealed the story in his recently Amazon Kindle Published best-seller, CYOA - Just Do it, wherewith e…

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Funny story: That book could have been a bit shorter, say book group

That book could have been a bit shorter, say book group

Members of Chutney on the Fritz's book club, which meets at the Hipster and Farrow pub in Grange Lane, have all said that their latest choice 'How to do something to some people and get away with it' could have been a bit shorter. Former teacher,…

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Funny story: Man curating his pencil shavings collection

Man curating his pencil shavings collection

Brian Asshat, Chutney on the Fritz's most colourful character will spend today curating his pencil shavings, after sneezing on them last night. 'Yes, it is a complete nightmare' wrote Brian on his blog 'I sneezed, and my carefully curated collecti…

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Funny story: Incompetent man wishes to be doing his job for another ten years

Incompetent man wishes to be doing his job for another ten years

Incompetent buffoon Geoffrey Rivers has said that he wants to be doing his job for the next ten years. Mr Rivers, who works for the local sewage treatment firm, has said that although his work involves things people don't want to think about, he s…

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Funny story: Leaves planning to fall, sometime soon

Leaves planning to fall, sometime soon

It has been revealed, to no one's great shock or surprise, that leaves are planning to start falling, sometime soon. 'Yes' said leaf Mavis Davis 'we are planning to start falling in a couple of weeks, and some of us will still be in the trees in l…

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