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Funny story: Incompetent man wishes to be doing his job for another ten years

Incompetent man wishes to be doing his job for another ten years

Incompetent buffoon Geoffrey Rivers has said that he wants to be doing his job for the next ten years. Mr Rivers, who works for the local sewage treatment firm, has said that although his work involves things people don't want to think about, he s…

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Funny story: Man Paid In Peanuts Concerned About Transfer Of Salary Into His Bank Account

Man Paid In Peanuts Concerned About Transfer Of Salary Into His Bank Account

A man who was told, last week, that, from today, he would no longer be paid in money, but that he would, instead, receive remuneration in peanuts, has said he is concerned over potential difficulties with the safe transfer of his salary into his bank…

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Funny story: Man To Be Paid In Peanuts

Man To Be Paid In Peanuts

A man who gave up a perfectly good job in Thailand to go to live and work in Cambodia five years ago, and subsequently found out that salaries in the latter country were about half what they were in the former, recieved even worse news this week, whe…

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Funny story: Man Has 'That Monday Morning Feeling' On Tuesday

Man Has 'That Monday Morning Feeling' On Tuesday

We all know 'that Monday morning feeling', that general detestable loathing at the start of a new week at work which, after a relaxing weekend spent at home or doing some other pleasant activity, grates on one like the proverbial fingernails being sc…

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Funny story: Man Decides He Is Going To Do No Work Whatsoever Today

Man Decides He Is Going To Do No Work Whatsoever Today

A man who is a bit of a rebel, and who likes to kick convention in the nuts at every opportunity he gets, has gone on the offensive again today, and said that, no matter what happens, he is not going to do a single scrap of work, and that's that.

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Funny story: Man At The End Of His Tether

Man At The End Of His Tether

A man who has borne the Coronavirus crisis with what seemed to others as a 'steady resolve' during unprecedented times, has revealed that his cool, calm exterior is disguising a multitude of psychological problems, and that he has had just about as m…

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Funny story: Woman Surprised Her Husband With Sandwich Contents

Woman Surprised Her Husband With Sandwich Contents

It's always nice to treated to a surprise, particularly with something of a culinary nature, and that's exactly what happened to one man this weekend, when, after sweeping out the yard, then scrubbing his eyeballs out doing the family's laundry, his…

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Funny story: Queen Backs Full Return To Work

Queen Backs Full Return To Work

As calls from the general public to get back to normal, and to return to work continue to gather momentum, Her Majesty the Queen has waded into the row, and given her own personal backing to end the lockdown, saying she, herself, intends to get back…

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Funny story: Man Left Job After One Day As He Wanted To Kill Two Of His Colleagues

Man Left Job After One Day As He Wanted To Kill Two Of His Colleagues

A man has revealed how, many moons ago, he was left with no choice but to abandon a position of employment after just one day in the job, when he realised that, by turning up at his work on the second day might result in the deaths of two of his coll...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson to encourage children to return to work

Boris Johnson to encourage children to return to work

The UK government this weekend announced changes to nationwide restrictions on movement, while still maintaining the physical distancing rules necessary to limit the spread of coronavirus. In a rambling half-hour speech, Boris Johnson listed as ma...

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Funny story: Factory Worker Wants Lockdown To Go On Forever

Factory Worker Wants Lockdown To Go On Forever

A factory operative who has now been at home for six weeks due to the Coronavirus lockdown, has said that he doesn't mind "one bit", and that he hopes it goes on indefinitely. Tatty Mullett, who works at a company making toilet seats, said that, a...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Questions whether He’s Truly Evolving

Nashville Man Questions whether He’s Truly Evolving

Always intent on being on the cutting edge of his species, 42-year-old Trent Buchanan of Nashville, Tennessee, had been certain that he was personally helping advance humanity – only for a call from his mother inquiring about his job status to cause...

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Funny story: New York Man Realizes He Has No Potential

New York Man Realizes He Has No Potential

“I always felt bad about myself for not realizing my full potential,” said Calvin Doyle of Brooklyn, New York. “But then I realized that I probably had – there just wasn’t much to realize. Hardly anything, in fact.” According to Doyle, the realiza...

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Funny story: Slacker Struggles to Pretend COVID-19 Has Negatively Affected Him

Slacker Struggles to Pretend COVID-19 Has Negatively Affected Him

In the midst of the financial downturn as a result of the COVID-19 epidemic, Sam Josephson of Brooklyn, New York, who admitted to being somewhat of a "slacker," has struggled to maintain the façade that the coronavirus crisis has negatively affected...

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Funny story: Blue-Collar Nashville Man Identifies More with Lazy Class

Blue-Collar Nashville Man Identifies More with Lazy Class

Despite being a dues-paying union carpenter for over a decade, Rex Miller of Nashville, Tennessee, says that he has never really identified with the term “working class.” “I prefer to do the bare minimum,” Miller explained. “Even though I have a b...

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Funny story: Annoying Coworker Forces Woman to Face Herself

Annoying Coworker Forces Woman to Face Herself

Flying in the face of her general self-perception as an open-hearted, friendly person, Charlotte O'Ryan's hatred for a coworker she barely knows has forced her to face her darker side. "I know it's not fair to hate someone I've hardly even talked...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Gets Serious about Having Some Fun

Nashville Man Gets Serious about Having Some Fun

Accused of being rigid, upright, and even a total buzz-kill, Cody Jameson of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to get serious about having some fun. "I know I need to work on loosening up and having a good time," said Cody. "It won't be easy, but it's...

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