Kamala-Breath Harris Throws Hump Into The Tent

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 19 February 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: California Senator Kamala Harris, nicknamed Kamala-Breath because she humped former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown years ago, announced today that she is joining Pocahontas, Spartacus and a few dozen other Socialists as a candidate for the Presidency.

After she laughingly acknowledged inhaling while a college student as she listened to music by artists that weren’t there yet, her allusions were well taken by other liberals who weren’t there either. In France, that is called the Quasimodo Effect: Too many bells ringing in the belfry.

Slim Everdingle, who knows a thing or two about dromedaries, wishes her well in her quest for the presidency.

“May a dyspeptic camel befoul your tent.”

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