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Funny story: VP Pence says Customs Border Patrol over-worked and there could be “a few bad apples”

VP Pence says Customs Border Patrol over-worked and there could be “a few bad apples”

Visiting the border recently, Mr. Pence stressed that the camps are clean and orderly, with every inmate receiving food and medical attention. Standing beside a crowded cage filled with annoyed looking males (and body stench wafting through the ba...

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Funny story: Trump Told To Go Back To Where His Grandfather Came From

Trump Told To Go Back To Where His Grandfather Came From

A hundred and thirty-four years is a long time, but when you say it again, and say to yourself that 134 years is the amount of time that Donald Trump's entire ancestral line has spent in the United States, we have to wonder: Is it long enough?...

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Funny story: Ocasio-Cortez - The Interview

Ocasio-Cortez - The Interview

Fiery, intense, outspoken, and controversial are just a few of the adjectives that describe freshman congressional representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Does she represent a new advantage for the Democrats, or, instead, is she dangerous for the pa...

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Funny story: New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

A new and glitzy version of Hamlet is in rehearsal as part of the Democrat's autumn campaign for Presidential Election 2020. Casting and script problems continue to plague the production, however, with Ms. Pelosi reported not happy. Ms. Pelosi...

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Funny story: Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is still considered a freshman in the House of Representatives but talks like a seasoned veteran in the arena of national politics. Believing that our system is totally flawed, she proposes revolutionary ideas almo...

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Funny story: CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...

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Funny story: Boxer Rebellion: Dogs Piss And Miss Mayor De Blasio’s Revolving Fire Hydrants

Boxer Rebellion: Dogs Piss And Miss Mayor De Blasio’s Revolving Fire Hydrants

BILLINGSGATE POST: Revolving fire hydrants: Sounds like a “can’t miss” solution to The Big Apple’s dog emission problem. Now that Mayor De Blasio has become the latest mutt to join the 20 or more dogs throwing their collars into the ring as De...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...

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Funny story: Democrats hope to ride prisoner voting issue all the way to the White House

Democrats hope to ride prisoner voting issue all the way to the White House

Some say President Trump is pretty adept at creating and deploying memes to his advantage. Not so fast, say Democrats, we think we’ve discovered a way to beat the president at his own game. Bernie Sanders, AOC and members of the MSM are having an i...

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Funny story: Republicans, Quit Picking On Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Republicans, Quit Picking On Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Republicans, quit picking on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It’s just another failed attempt to pick on women smarter and sharper than you, in an effort to silence the little lady who belongs back in the kitchen whipping up your grits, clean...

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Funny story: Why Talk To The Organ Grinder When You Can Talk To The Monkey?

Why Talk To The Organ Grinder When You Can Talk To The Monkey?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Let’s try to sort this out. Is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a monkey or an organ grinder? The leadership of the Democrat Party is at stake. Is upstart Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez the defacto head of the party? Or is it...

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Funny story: Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump arrived to a hero’s welcome today at CPAC. Thousands, maybe millions, of his most ardent supporters were there to cheer him. When he called Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff, “Two Jerks and a Squirt," chants of...

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Funny story: Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Calls Slim Everdingle “Bum F*ck”

Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Calls Slim Everdingle “Bum F*ck”

BILLINGSGATE POST: If life were fair, Slim Everdingle would have taken a pass when he was first introduced to Alexandria “The Great.” She was a bartender in a sleazy saloon in a bad section of the Bronx that catered mainly to pimps, prostitutes and...

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Funny story: "Green New Deal me in," tweets man from his sweat stained La-Z-Boy

"Green New Deal me in," tweets man from his sweat stained La-Z-Boy

From his malodorous, perspiration stained recliner, Jerry Osborn took to Twitter today to announce his full-throated support for Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal proposal. “Green New Deal me in, AOC,” tweeted Mr. Osborn. “I’m also g...

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Funny story: Twelve Little Known Provisions in the Fine Print of the “Green New Deal”

Twelve Little Known Provisions in the Fine Print of the “Green New Deal”

Close scrutiny of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s “Green New Deal” reveals the following key provisions, which are hereby provided as public service. The United States shall henceforth be renamed ‘Alexandria’s Fossil Fuel Free Fiefdom’ with Queens, New...

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Funny story: Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Meets Slim Everdingle

Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Meets Slim Everdingle

BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Slim Everdingle has a chick problem. At first glance, one would think they would be an odd couple; Ocasio-Cortez, a loudmouth commie-Iiberal who advocates the redistribution of wealth, and Everdingle, an integral...

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