The Pope Mandates That Catholics Limit Sex To Once A Month!
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - Pope Francisco has just issued a sexual order which gives him the authority to mandate intimate matters to the world's Catholics. The mandate states that due to several (unnamed) reasons, the high pope has ruled that…
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God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist
Vatican - On Wednesday Pope Francis made a shocking statement of God's mental health. "I just don't believe in myself anymore." God is rumored to have said to his therapist. In addition to his recent self doubt God has been suffering with an…
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Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II
VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...
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Cardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'
The media world is in a frenzy after secret Vatican documents were discovered that appeared to show Pope Benedict XVI was chosen specifically to 'take the rap' for church excesses in recent decades. "Given Joseph Ratzinger's advanced age and his e...
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Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative
VATICAN CITY, ROME - As the highly anticipated white smoke emerged today from the Sistine Chapel stovepipe chimney announcing the election of the new Pope, a collective cheer was heard from Catholics around the world.
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McDonalds Purchases the Papacy, Ronald Made McPope
McDonalds Corporation has officially announced today its successful hostile takeover of the Roman Catholic Church and affiliated organisations. McDonalds now has exclusive rights to the Pope and the Vatican, whilst...
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Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate
Belgian terrorist targets Pope and Paisley
Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope
Vatican Temporarily Sanctions American Suicide
Pope Fights Back
New Jersey Man Applies For Vacant Pope Position
Pope slams Windows - calls it "diabolical" - dubs Bill Gates "spawn of Satan"
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Marry In Secret Wedding
Nancy Pelosi Slams Barbaric Vatican Regime
Pope Pimps out his ride (like his red shoes) for his visit to American
Vatican studies JP2 'miracle'
Subo : I want to sing for the Pope

Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil
COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil. He said an improvement in relations with Islam "is a vital nece...
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Pope Benedict Converts to Islam
VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict's speech last week, which the Muslim world took to condemn Islam for violence, set off a whole series of riots, church burnings and the murder of a nun. The Pope, following multiple failed apologies for his words, a...
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Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million
THE VATICAN (UPI)--Reacting angrily to the $224 million gross worldwide opening of the "The Da Vinci Code" movie, Pope Benedict XVI dismissed its plot of a Catholic cover-up by publicly displaying the bones of Jesus Christ, which he said had been sto...
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Pope Benedict XVI To Change Name To Pope Jesus
The Pope has announced he will change his name after admitting that his current title "Benedict XVI" just isn't "catchy enough to make an impression on the world stage". He now wishes to be addressed instead as "His Holin...
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
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Swiss Guard ordered to check if altar boys are going commando
Rome - (Papa Bullshit): In Old Testament days it used to be called loincloth shunning. And this weekend it's really got up the Pope's nose as the relentless Italian heatwave continues to fry the Papal bollox - er...brain! - to oblivion. An ann...
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Italian Prosecutors Seize Pope Benedict's $30M Bank Account
Pope Benedict is the Head of The Vatican, the Holy See. It's like if you owned a corporation. The money is yours. You can do whatever you like with it. The Vatican is also a government, a sovereign entity, a dictatorship with the Pope at the Head. Po...
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Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus
In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...
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Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding
Vatican City - Pope Francis, the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has requested that pudding be added as a selection at the Vatican cafeteria. The Pontiff, in office since 13 March 2013, has a deserved reputation of humility, caring fo...
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Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'
Rome, Italy - (AssoCIAted Messerschmitts): Italian prosecutors have confirmed that Pope Joseph Ratzinger has been spied on for the last twenty years by Interpol tax experts looking for the Nazi-stolen gold ingot bars that have suddenly turned up in...
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Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus
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Cardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'
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God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist
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The Pope Mandates That Catholics Limit Sex To Once A Month!
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McDonalds Purchases the Papacy, Ronald Made McPope
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Cardinals Gather for Conclave
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Pope Benedict XVI To Change Name To Pope Jesus
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Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million
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Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'
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Pope Benedict Describes Horrid Regime
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Swiss Guard ordered to check if altar boys are going commando
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Italian Prosecutors Seize Pope Benedict's $30M Bank Account
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn