Funny story - The Pope Mandates That Catholics Limit Sex To Once A Month!

The Pope Mandates That Catholics Limit Sex To Once A Month!

THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - Pope Francisco has just issued a sexual order which gives him the authority to mandate intimate matters to the world's Catholics. The mandate states that due to several (unnamed) reasons, the high pope has ruled that…

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Funny story - God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist

God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist

Vatican - On Wednesday Pope Francis made a shocking statement of God's mental health. "I just don't believe in myself anymore." God is rumored to have said to his therapist. In addition to his recent self doubt God has been suffering with an…

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Funny story - Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II

Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II

VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...

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Funny story - Cardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'

Cardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'

The media world is in a frenzy after secret Vatican documents were discovered that appeared to show Pope Benedict XVI was chosen specifically to 'take the rap' for church excesses in recent decades. "Given Joseph Ratzinger's advanced age and his e...

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Funny story - Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative

Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative

VATICAN CITY, ROME - As the highly anticipated white smoke emerged today from the Sistine Chapel stovepipe chimney announcing the election of the new Pope, a collective cheer was heard from Catholics around the world.

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Funny story - McDonalds Purchases the Papacy, Ronald Made McPope

McDonalds Purchases the Papacy, Ronald Made McPope

McDonalds Corporation has officially announced today its successful hostile takeover of the Roman Catholic Church and affiliated organisations. McDonalds now has exclusive rights to the Pope and the Vatican, whilst...

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Funny story - Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil

Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil

COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil. He said an improvement in relations with Islam "is a vital nece...

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Funny story - Pope Benedict Converts to Islam

Pope Benedict Converts to Islam

VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict's speech last week, which the Muslim world took to condemn Islam for violence, set off a whole series of riots, church burnings and the murder of a nun. The Pope, following multiple failed apologies for his words, a...

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Funny story - Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million

Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million

THE VATICAN (UPI)--Reacting angrily to the $224 million gross worldwide opening of the "The Da Vinci Code" movie, Pope Benedict XVI dismissed its plot of a Catholic cover-up by publicly displaying the bones of Jesus Christ, which he said had been sto...

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Funny story - Pope Benedict XVI To Change Name To Pope Jesus

Pope Benedict XVI To Change Name To Pope Jesus

The Pope has announced he will change his name after admitting that his current title "Benedict XVI" just isn't "catchy enough to make an impression on the world stage". He now wishes to be addressed instead as "His Holin...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...

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Funny story - Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...

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Funny story - Swiss Guard ordered to check if altar boys are going commando

Swiss Guard ordered to check if altar boys are going commando

Rome - (Papa Bullshit): In Old Testament days it used to be called loincloth shunning. And this weekend it's really got up the Pope's nose as the relentless Italian heatwave continues to fry the Papal bollox - er...brain! - to oblivion. An ann...

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Funny story - Italian Prosecutors Seize Pope Benedict's $30M Bank Account

Italian Prosecutors Seize Pope Benedict's $30M Bank Account

Pope Benedict is the Head of The Vatican, the Holy See. It's like if you owned a corporation. The money is yours. You can do whatever you like with it. The Vatican is also a government, a sovereign entity, a dictatorship with the Pope at the Head. Po...

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Funny story - Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...

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Funny story - Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Vatican City - Pope Francis, the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has requested that pudding be added as a selection at the Vatican cafeteria. The Pontiff, in office since 13 March 2013, has a deserved reputation of humility, caring fo...

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Funny story - Pope Benedict Describes Horrid Regime

Pope Benedict Describes Horrid Regime

Speaking to Catholic youth at St Joseph's Seminary in Dunwoodie, Yonkers, NY, Pope Benedict vividly described a horrid government: " ... a sinister regime that thought it had all the answers; its influence grew- infiltrating schools and civ...

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Funny story - Vatican Details Plans for Pope's Burial

Vatican Details Plans for Pope's Burial

Vatican City - Vatican official today provided detailed plans for the burial of Pope John Paul II. One detail that is sure to anger some longtime Pope-watchers is the plan to bury Pope John Paul in the grave used by Pope John the XXIII.

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Funny story - Cardinals Gather for Conclave

Cardinals Gather for Conclave

Vatican City - In a solemn ritual dating back to the Dark Ages, cardinals from around the world have gathered in the Vatican's famed Sistine Chapel to elect a successor to Pope John Paul II.

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Funny story - Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'

Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'

Rome, Italy - (AssoCIAted Messerschmitts): Italian prosecutors have confirmed that Pope Joseph Ratzinger has been spied on for the last twenty years by Interpol tax experts looking for the Nazi-stolen gold ingot bars that have suddenly turned up in...

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