Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II
VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...
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(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
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Five-Nil to NATO in parasitology v Vatican parasychology dross
Rome - (Holy Ass Mess): NATO's top Professor of Diabolical Parasitology has asserted the global secular view that Pope 'Joe the Plumber' Ratzinger is clinically nuts. Prof V Smart says the Pope's latest attempts to demonize women by claiming the d...
Read full storyDon’t Worry About Missing Sex Files, Pope Is Told, Bob Mueller Has A Copy
Rome, Italy - (Reuters): “Phew, Your Eminence,” the Pontifical Attorney for the Holy Spanish Inquisition said today as a Vatican conference on sex abuse ‘laughed itself silly’ on hearing the Pope’s predecessors had systematically destroyed abuse arc...
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Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding
Vatican City - Pope Francis, the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has requested that pudding be added as a selection at the Vatican cafeteria. The Pontiff, in office since 13 March 2013, has a deserved reputation of humility, caring fo...
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The media world is in a frenzy after secret Vatican documents were discovered that appeared to show Pope Benedict XVI was chosen specifically to 'take the rap' for church excesses in recent decades. "Given Joseph Ratzinger's advanced age and his e...
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The Pope has announced he will change his name after admitting that his current title "Benedict XVI" just isn't "catchy enough to make an impression on the world stage". He now wishes to be addressed instead as "His Holin...
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THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
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According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes. You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...
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Washington AC/DC - (Sermon on the Mount Mess): The Greek Orthodox Melkite Eparch of Roslindale, Massachusetts has delivered a stark reminder to President George W Bush as he prepares for a private confession with the Pope next Sunday.
Read full storyRepublicans Greet Pope Francis
[The New York Times, Sept. 23, 2015] WASHINGTON - Welcomed with a fanfare of trumpets and a chorus of amens, Pope Francis introduced himself to the United States on Wednesday with a bracing message on climate change, immigration and poverty that ranged from the pastoral to the political. "I and my family are practicing Catholics, and I have the greatest respect for Francis, but the Pope isn't...
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Pope Benedict to Exorcise George Bush and Britney Spears on US Visit
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Pope has Immunity Disease
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Obama Delivers Letter From Kennedy To Pope
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Weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle appears ahead of Fatima anniversary
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Popemobile Can Go "Like Shit Off A Stick" Claims Security Officer
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Pope Idol
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Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"
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Vatican Details Plans for Pope's Burial
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Pope Selection - Games Up
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Holy White Smoke! Benedict Is The New Pope
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Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal
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Bush, Pope and Gorgon Brown in desperate tripartite talks next weekend
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Pope to visit Craggy Island
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Pope Benedict Hands in his Papers After Stranger 'Kisses His Ring' Shocker
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'Is The Pope Catholic?' No, says Republican Congressman
