Trump escapes impeachment by promoting himself to President Of Planet Earth aka POPE.
Following a tiring mind-numbing exercise in composing a six-page letter to Nancy Pelosi sprinkled with vehement denials and accusatory finger-pointing of ‘ impeachment scam & sham’, ‘witch hunt’, ‘fake news’, ‘open war on democracy’, blah blah, P...
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Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II
VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...
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Vatican Details Plans for Pope's Burial
Vatican City - Vatican official today provided detailed plans for the burial of Pope John Paul II. One detail that is sure to anger some longtime Pope-watchers is the plan to bury Pope John Paul in the grave used by Pope John the XXIII.
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Bono announces intention to be the next Pope
Following the announcement that Pope Benedict the XVI will step down on the 28th of February Bono the lead singer of the band U2 has said that he would like to be the next Bishop of Rome. Popes are elected by a conclave of cardinals under the age...
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
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Pope Benedict Converts to Islam
VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict's speech last week, which the Muslim world took to condemn Islam for violence, set off a whole series of riots, church burnings and the murder of a nun. The Pope, following multiple failed apologies for his words, a...
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John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender
George Bush to Pope John Paul: John Kerry is Satan
6/6/6 Day of Judgement glee for odds-on backers
Medicinal marijuana prescription as Papa Ratzi battles joint disease
Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend
Pope Promoting Reality Show
Paddy O'Shea, Pope Francis and Blasphemy
Papal and Cardinal Mafia - ]Hilltop Town, a Host to Popes for Centuries, Prepares for an Eminent Retiree
Royal Family in Torment
Pope John Paul II 'appears' in Diana tunnel vision
Pope fires head of private army, says hat 'wasn't pointy enough' - reports
Pope canonizes Obama - calls him a real saint
Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil
COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil.
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A Poem For Cardinal Pell
I, like many others, was outraged by the news that Cardinal Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, had been found guiilty in an Australian court of sexual offences against two boys in Melbourne in 1996. The court arrived at its verdict in December la...
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Pope reaches deal with Obama on birth control
Washington DC - According to local nuns here, Catholics will not be required to carry birth-control devices in plain-sight when they leave home. In a special ceremony conducted behind closed-doors, a resolution was reached at the White House. Ac...
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Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope
Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.
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Pope's Resignation Linked To Gay Vatican Network
Pope Benedick's decision to resign was made on the 17th December 2012 when he received a report that a gay network of priests in the Vatican was being blackmailed. The pope received news of a gay network within the Vatican itself and realised that...
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Jackson Claims To Be Carrying Pope Benedict XVI's Love Child
MODESTO, CA -- No sooner had the heavenly white smoke cleared the soot encrusted orifice high atop the Sistine Chapel, than the new pope, His Holiness Benedict XVI found himself forced to quell fantastic rumors emanating from the Michael Jackson...
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God sends meteor to Russia with the name of the new Pope written on it!
With the dramatic news of the Pope resigning and several bolts of thunder crashing over the Vatican, God has now decided who will follow Pope Benedict XVI by sending a meteor crashing down into Russia. After the impact a hoard of Russian Catholic...
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Pope John Paul's Latest Book Is a Shocking Tell-All
VATICAN CITY - Described as Joan Rivers meets Howard Stern's Private Parts, Pope John Paul II's latest book, Is the Pope Catholic?, is a rollicking tell-all that contains startling revelations about the world leaders and celebrities the...
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Pope fired for wearing a cross at work
The Christian world was shocked to its religious roots, today, when the Catholic Church announced that Pope Benedict XVI had been sacked for wearing a cross at work. The Pope had apparently been warned before that the likely consequence of his blatan...
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Pope Francis gives a reach-around to gays
In a queer move, Pope Francis appears to have gone soft on the Catholic Church's rigid stance behind homosexuals and gay priests. In the first press conference of his four month papacy, the 76-year-old Pope said it was not for him to judge if some...
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North Carolina pastor elected Pope!
The world was shocked and mostly outraged today when a North Carolina pastor and recently converted Evangelical Christian was elected Pope by the College of Cardinals at the Vatican. The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, North Carolina, is a...
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John Paul II Blames Radical Feminists for Lack of Brothels
Vatican City, Saturday (Rioters) - As the temperature soared in Italy yesterday the Pope launched his annual mid-summer tirade against women after a delegation from the Curia bemoaning the lack of prostitutes on the streets of Rome called on His Who...
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Congressional plan to balance budget
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Airport-style security scanners will search Cardinals for pagan implants, satanic tattoos etc
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Pope, Bush, Bin Laden, to Visit Rutgers
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Pope Ratzinger Zings the Jews, the Gays and the Wizards All in One Week
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Pope Emeritus Wants His Old Job Back
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Italy Agrees To Take Down All of The Anti-Gay Signs Within A 4 Block Radius of The Vatican
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