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Funny story: Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction

Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction

Norman Eugene Davidson, ten times candidate for president of the United States on the Socialist Party ticket, admitted today, in an editorial in the Socialist Call, that he has been a closeted stock market enthusiast all his adult life. The Call was…

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Funny story: Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...

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Funny story: GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

Sacramento, CA - Political tensions are rising on the West Coast. In a new legislative movement, President Donald Trump may have to make his re-election bid as a "Third-Party-Candidate", or as a "Write-In" vote. The new election laws could make it ne...

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Funny story: Boston University May Reclassify Major in "Economics"

Boston University May Reclassify Major in "Economics"

NEW YORK - The recent election of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for New York's 14th Congressional district has brought national attention to the role of politics in economic development. The Political Rock-Star "AOC" disrupted an astounding deal for Amazo...

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Funny story: Bernie drafts new healthcare bill

Bernie drafts new healthcare bill

Washington D.C. - Bernie has done it again. His new healthcare bill draft is pure genius. And it's not what you think. Inspired by the British national socialist medical pogrom, and Prince Charles' desire to be reincarnated as an AIDS virus, deta...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Responds To Critics In A Wide Ranging Interview

Bernie Sanders Responds To Critics In A Wide Ranging Interview

Whitehaven, Vermont - Under increased scrutiny, Bernie Sanders sat down with a reporter from the New York Post to answer his critics. On why he is so popular in predominantly "white, middle class" towns with left-wing universities in them: "My...

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Funny story: The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism

The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster). And you have you forgotten already about the millions of peo...

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Funny story: Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

In the end a lone Kansas housewife killed any chance of an extension of unemployment benefits for Americas long term unemployed. Dotty Mugg,42, of Waterboard Kansas, came to the House of Represenatives on Tuesday afternoon loaded not only with he...

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Funny story: Bringing The Power Back (And Possibly The A-Team)

Bringing The Power Back (And Possibly The A-Team)

Ed Miliband has finally shown his hand to the political world at large by declaring: "I want to bring Socialism back!" Considering your average voter no longer knows what socialism is this could be seen as a bit of a mute point. However Back an...

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Funny story: 'Socialism' And 'Capitalism'- America's New Dirty Words

'Socialism' And 'Capitalism'- America's New Dirty Words

Merriam Webster Online, one of the worlds most famous English dictionaries, has announced that the most looked up words online this year were 'socialism' and 'capitalism'. This just goes to show the confusion in the American public over the true mean...

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Funny story: Executive order mandates socialized canines

Executive order mandates socialized canines

WASHINGTON DC - Congress was bypassed on yet another front this morning as the President signed an executive order, number K9666, requiring all dogs in the United States be socialized. As the President signed the order, sporting a bandage on his l...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Still Debating Obama Care in New Jersey

Mitt Romney Still Debating Obama Care in New Jersey

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney surprised a crowd of New Jersey citizens today when he said that, if elected, there is at least one provision of ObamaCare that he would not retract. The announcement appeared to be at odds with his former pledges...

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Funny story: Rolls Royce abducts Ed Miliband!

Rolls Royce abducts Ed Miliband!

Ed Miliband was on his way to a NHS rally to give his support to these very important causes; nurses pay, bad conditions, closing NHS hospitals, etc. Ed was also not feeling well himself that day, but still he managed to rally up enough strength. He...

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Funny story: Education Establishment Resigns En Masse

Education Establishment Resigns En Masse

Speaking to a large audience of colleagues, press, and spectators at the Harvard Graduate School of Education, Professor D. Tweedle gave a long, rambling speech often interrupted by cheers and applause. Here are the highlights: I've been asked by my colleagues to make an important announcement on behalf of the Education Establishment. Today, officially at this moment, we are resigning. All the...

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Funny story: Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Washington, DC - America's growing use of social media is transforming the population of the United States into "a gang of pinko, socialist subversives," according to a study by a leading conservative think tank. In a comprehensive three-page repo...

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Funny story: America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl. Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the...

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Funny story: Catatonia Young Socialists' orgasms slammed

Catatonia Young Socialists' orgasms slammed

Spain - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Are Spain's teenage lefties brain-dead morons for publishing a voting video promoting simulated orgasm techniques? Spoof News' man-in-the-polling-cubicle has investigated reported hand jobs linked to the Catatoni...

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