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Bernie drafts new healthcare bill

Funny story: Bernie drafts new healthcare bill

Washington D.C. - Bernie has done it again. His new healthcare bill draft is pure genius. And it's not what you think. Inspired by the British national socialist medical pogrom, and Prince Charles' desire to be reincarnated as an AIDS virus, deta...

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Bernie Sanders Responds To Critics In A Wide Ranging Interview

Funny story: Bernie Sanders Responds To Critics In A Wide Ranging Interview

Whitehaven, Vermont - Under increased scrutiny, Bernie Sanders sat down with a reporter from the New York Post to answer his critics. On why he is so popular in predominantly "white, middle class" towns with left-wing universities in them: "My...

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The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster). And you have you forgotten already about the millions of peo...

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Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

Funny story: Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

In the end a lone Kansas housewife killed any chance of an extension of unemployment benefits for Americas long term unemployed. Dotty Mugg,42, of Waterboard Kansas, came to the House of Represenatives on Tuesday afternoon loaded not only with he...

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Bringing The Power Back (And Possibly The A-Team)

Ed Miliband has finally shown his hand to the political world at large by declaring: "I want to bring Socialism back!" Considering your average voter no longer knows what socialism is this could be seen as a bit of a mute point. However Back an...

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'Socialism' And 'Capitalism'- America's New Dirty Words

Funny story: 'Socialism' And 'Capitalism'- America's New Dirty Words

Merriam Webster Online, one of the worlds most famous English dictionaries, has announced that the most looked up words online this year were 'socialism' and 'capitalism'. This just goes to show the confusion in the American public over the true mean...

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Executive order mandates socialized canines

Funny story: Executive order mandates socialized canines

WASHINGTON DC - Congress was bypassed on yet another front this morning as the President signed an executive order, number K9666, requiring all dogs in the United States be socialized. As the President signed the order, sporting a bandage on his l...

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Mitt Romney Still Debating Obama Care in New Jersey

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney surprised a crowd of New Jersey citizens today when he said that, if elected, there is at least one provision of ObamaCare that he would not retract. The announcement appeared to be at odds with his former pledges...

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Rolls Royce abducts Ed Miliband!

Funny story: Rolls Royce abducts Ed Miliband!

Ed Miliband was on his way to a NHS rally to give his support to these very important causes; nurses pay, bad conditions, closing NHS hospitals, etc. Ed was also not feeling well himself that day, but still he managed to rally up enough strength. He...

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Education Establishment Resigns En Masse

Speaking to a large audience of colleagues, press, and spectators at the Harvard Graduate School of Education, Professor D. Tweedle gave a long, rambling speech often interrupted by cheers and applause. Here are the highlights: I've been asked by my colleagues to make an important announcement on behalf of the Education Establishment. Today, officially at this moment, we are resigning. All the...

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Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Funny story: Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Washington, DC - America's growing use of social media is transforming the population of the United States into "a gang of pinko, socialist subversives," according to a study by a leading conservative think tank. In a comprehensive three-page repo...

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America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

Funny story: America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl. Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the...

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Catatonia Young Socialists' orgasms slammed

Funny story: Catatonia Young Socialists' orgasms slammed

Spain - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Are Spain's teenage lefties brain-dead morons for publishing a voting video promoting simulated orgasm techniques? Spoof News' man-in-the-polling-cubicle has investigated reported hand jobs linked to the Catatoni...

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'Protracted' Spanish political orgasm video upsets politicians

Funny story: 'Protracted' Spanish political orgasm video upsets politicians

Spanish politicians have criticized a video by the Young Socialists in Catalonia in which a woman simulates a 'protracted' orgasm while casting her vote. Politicians from all the major parties in the country have attacked the video campaign saying...

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Humble Pie

Funny story: Humble Pie

Public, it's a somber day. A recent poll showed that near on forty percent of America's youth support socialism over capitalism. I had intended upon being sickened in my post today, but an overwhelming sorrow o'ertakes my oration, obviously brought out by our less than omnipotent offsprings' impotent, incredulous intake of external propaganda. Moreover, more malicious than making maddening poll...

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Secret Message To Followers Proves That Socialists Are Taking Over America

Funny story: Secret Message To Followers Proves That Socialists Are Taking Over America

IMPORTANT!! IF YOU ARE NOT A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF "CONFEDERATION OF SOCIALISTS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN THE CAPITALIST DRAGON AMERICA", THEN DO NOT READ THIS! Comrades!! The situation is dire! Our plans lay fast in rubble before us! Our goal to subjugate the great capitalistic tyrant the United States and lead them to the glories of socialism has run aground. The attempt to sneak Mar...

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Socialists admit Robin Hood "was criminal"

Funny story: Socialists admit Robin Hood "was criminal"

The head of the Socialist Workers Party has today declared that it was wrong to base the principles of modern socialism on the mythological beliefs of a 12th century outlaw. Robin Hood is famous for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, a...

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The Labour Party and Socialist Ideology for the non working class.

Funny story: The Labour Party and Socialist Ideology for the non working class.

London, England: Labour supports the concept, that makes the poor poorer! For years the shameless Labour Party and Socialist ideologists have simply thrown money at the ostensibly indolent, whilst espousing the familiar rhetoric about reducing po...

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