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Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

Funny story: Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Democrat-controlled US Congress has passed a "Budget", Mexican Drug Cartels may be able to provide "Health Care Services" without fear of criminal charges and time in prison. With the support of many, many lobbyists and p...

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Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Sh...

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Pompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders

Funny story: Pompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders

Following a recent speech in Egypt claiming the US as “a force for good,” US Secretary of State, Mr. Mike Pompeo, has said he is proud to support a new line of clothing. This new line has already been recognized all over the globe for its glisteni...

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Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

Funny story: Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

After spending months asking friends of Trump, hinting that he was interested, or hoping he'd make the first move, top sources report Robert Mueller may just go out and ask Trump whether he colluded. "Yeah, I'm tired of dancing around it, and I think...

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Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

Funny story: Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

A wave of news yesterday that Mr. Assange is under new danger has brought urgency to finally resolving his case. Mr. Assange’s mouth, as happened with Mr. Khashoggi, has become “far too dangerous for the ordinary person’s understanding of the new...

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The Storm Is Indeed Upon Us

Funny story: The Storm Is Indeed Upon Us

An online conspiracy theory which predicts a 'Storm' coming has gained significant traction in recent days with believers feeling they have been proved correct. The Q Anon movement began around a year ago when US President Donald Trump uttered the...

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Michael Cohen uses "Trump defence" in court

Funny story: Michael Cohen uses "Trump defence" in court

President Trump's former lawyer and "fixer" Michael Cohen has been charged on eight counts of fraud and other financial crimes, including tax evasion and paying off Stormy Daniels for having to sleep with the orange leader. Unusually, Cohen defend...

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Bitter U.S. Political Divide Forces Blood Banks to Classify Samples by Political Affiliation

The task of providing life-saving blood transfusions has always involved the added complication of matching each recipient's blood type and RH factor with a compatible sample of donated blood. Now, due to the ever-growing political divide in the Unit...

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Attorney General gets the Hammer and Sickle

Funny story: Attorney General gets the Hammer and Sickle

President Trump has appointed Vladimir Putin as Attorney General after Jeff Sessions' resignation. Sessions admitted that his loyalty toward Trump has diminished after Trump defiled him in the public sphere, even though rumblings in the Capitol s...

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President Trump announces plans for 'lying' books

President Trump has launched an innovative program to get rid of books that he says are misleading the American public. The Trump Fahrenheit 451 program will start with all novels being removed from libraries. "I've been told these books are fu...

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Hillary Clinton Offered Position at Worlds #1 Email site

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Offered Position at Worlds #1 Email site

2016 US Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, has been asked to forego her candidacy to become the CEO of Yahoo. Mitch Felon, the current board chairman of Yahoo made the announcement yesterday evening at a charity fundraising event for Hillary'...

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Trump promises to 'make it interesting' if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire.

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump is promising to 'make it interesting' and campaign shirtless if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire and has said he's prepared to go 'all the way' if necessary in the lead up to Super Tuesday. Throwing fistfuls...

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Obama To Run For Reelection…AGAIN!?

Funny story: Obama To Run For Reelection…AGAIN!?

President Obama has been the center of GOP attacks since his inauguration in 2008. Republicans openly express their dissatisfaction with the Obama administration's policy decisions and take every opportunity to criticize & condemn the administrat...

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Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...

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Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Funny story: Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Paramus, NJ - In an apparent attempt to better position themselves for a successful run through both the 2014, and, later on, 2016 elections, certain powers that be within the outside looking in Republican Party - along with, of course, any and all h...

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The Federal Government, Now Hiring New Employees, Changes Its Name To Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions To Earn Street Cred Among the American People

Funny story: The Federal Government, Now Hiring New Employees, Changes Its Name To Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions To Earn Street Cred Among the American People

With sequester in the loom, the federal government is under pressure to change its image among the American people, beginning with an urban-inspired name change and employee overhaul. Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions, formerly the federal government and ironically bearing great similarities to its new namesake, is opening departmental branches across the U.S., and is aggressively seeking e...

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Obama's Second Inaugural Address Touches on Equality, Gun Violence, More Golfing

WASHINGTON, DC - Alleged Socialist and U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a stirring address to the throngs of people gathering in his nation's capitol. Among the many topics he addressed included securing gay rights' to marriage, a complete...

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Aides say Romney camp prepping 2016 run as "severely liberal" Democrat

Funny story: Aides say Romney camp prepping 2016 run as "severely liberal" Democrat

Even before the polls opened for Tuesday's election, a small team of Romney strategists were working on a contingency plan to run the candidate as a left-wing Democrat in the 2016 election, should he lose his race on the Republican ticket. According...

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