Written by joseph k winter

Thursday, 29 November 2018

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Mr. Trump's "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog" dazzled the audience

The day after last Monday’s appearance to aid a run-off for Mississippi’s Cindy Hyde-Smith, Mr. Trump followed with another special performance.

This next rally featured the President in black threads, half-jacket with collar turned up, sunglasses, and stars on his lapels.

Additionally, a representative of Awards All The Time Incorporated presented Mr. Trump with 2018’s “Not Conceited One Whit” Award.

These developments were included due to Mr. Trump’s comment at Monday’s rally:

“I shouldn’t say this, you’ll say I’m very conceited.”

“I’m not but other than the blond hair, when I was growing up they said I looked like Elvis.”

Because of this claim of sparkling clean lack of conceit, right away a diligent set of reporters questioned him.

Wasn't self-applause possibly “conceit”?

He was reminded of several statements he has made in the past that seem to challenge the “not conceited” claim.

*That he has a large, very large brain.

*That he is a genius, indeed a stable genius.

*That his presidency is the best of all presidencies in the history of the US so far.

Mr. Trump quickly clarified:

“Look, do I need to remind you of the difference between conceit and fact?”

“Well, here it is, in Webster’s Dictionary: 'fact' means ‘having objective reality’.”

“Got it? Fact means definite, no doubt about it. Well?”

Later that evening, the President entered another auditorium in Mississippi on top of a Trump touring coach the size of a Greyhound bus.

As with his personal airplanes, the bus was painted black and gold with TRUMP on the side in huge black letters.

Mr. Trump then belted out Elvis’s “You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hound Dog.”

Dedicated to Mr. Mueller, head of the committee investigating all-things-Russian-re-Trump.

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
A-hasslin’ me all the time
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
Ain’t no friend of mine

You ain’t never caught no Russian
Bendin’ rules and stealing all the time
They said you was a high mind
But you ain’t no friend of mine

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
A-hasslin’ me all the time
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
Ain’t no friend of mine

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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