BILLINGSGATE POST: The “Me Too” feminist outcry has elevated even the most innocent male overture to make a girl happy into a career destroying event. To the casual observer, who might believe that Hillary would embrace this movement, he be dead wrong. Instead she seems happy that some other chicks stepped up to take on Bill’s voracious carnality.
There has been much speculation regarding Hillary’s ambivalent sexuality. Even Bubba suggested that she had more experience with women than he. To quote former Secret Service Agent, Slim Everdingle, who served in the White House detail during the Clinton Administration:
“ She liked to rendezvous with other chicks in the Lincoln Bedroom. I finally turned his picture around it got so embarrassing. Was a f..king historic disgrace.”
Slim’s partner, Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler:
“You got pictures, Slim? I know people who would pay big money to see her in action without her pantsuit on.”
“Dirty, I think it’s best that you remember her with her pantsuit on. When she rumbled around the White House, it looked like two bulldogs fighting for a porkchop in a gunnysack.”
“Yo, Dude. I’ll take your word for it.”