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Funny story: Talking Dog For Sale: Make Offer

Talking Dog For Sale: Make Offer

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle was driving around Washington and he sees a sign in front of a house in the suburbs. “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. Slim goes into the b...

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Funny story: Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack

Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the asymmetric battle between Iran and the United States, Iran shot down a RQ-4 Global Hawk in retaliation for the Sidewinder attack which took out 63 dromedaries earlier this week. This unmanned drone - which cost American tax...

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Funny story: Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan

Trump Declares War On Iran: Sidewinder Missiles Take Out Camel Caravan

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an extreme example of asymmetric warfare, President Trump retaliated against Iran for attacks on oil tankers in the Persian Gulf by unleashing a barrage of Sidewinder Missiles this morning. Early satellite photos show camel bod...

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Funny story: Navy Pilots Report Alien YoYo Spacecraft “Walking The Dog” Over Florida

Navy Pilots Report Alien YoYo Spacecraft “Walking The Dog” Over Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: “SKUNK ALPHA! SKUNK ALPHA!” screamed Navy Ensign Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Slim Everdingle, who was driving the two-seater F-15E Strike Fighter on a routine training mission out of Naval Air Station...

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Funny story: CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

BILLINGSGATE POST: Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The gift from Vladimir Putin to Trump was a stealth bomb. Somehow, the Secret Service failed to fin...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle’s Wife Throws Away Gold Coins Because Dates Had Expired

Slim Everdingle’s Wife Throws Away Gold Coins Because Dates Had Expired

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I believe her.” Slim Everdingle told his sidekick. “Irina told me that she threw away my collection of $20 Gold Double Eagles because their dates had expired.” Slim estimated that there were at least 100 of these babies that...

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Funny story: Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

BILLINGSGATE POST: What your political values are can affect your breath and teeth. Until recently, it was only suspected that leftist leaning socialists were more prone to terminal halitosis and scaly green teeth. In a project funded by the RNC...

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Funny story: Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Meets Slim Everdingle

Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Meets Slim Everdingle

BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Slim Everdingle has a chick problem. At first glance, one would think they would be an odd couple; Ocasio-Cortez, a loudmouth commie-Iiberal who advocates the redistribution of wealth, and Everdingle, an integral...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller

Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, broke into the offices of former FBI Directors James...

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Funny story: Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

BILLINGSGATE POST: Regardless of your political leanings, a chance to be privy to a once-in-life-time conversation between Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler as they talk about the ultimate trifecta; Skanks, Mueller and the Quasimodo...

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Funny story: Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...

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Funny story: Saudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies

Saudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a previously copyrighted story that appeared on these pages, Saudi officials had dismissed the allegation that the team that assassinated Mr. Khashoggi in their Consulate In Turkey disposed of him by dismembering him and then s...

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Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

BILLINGSGATE POST: The pigeon should have known better. He shouldn’t have bothered. But indifferent to the risks involved, he allowed himself to be inveigled into being made part of a clandestine operation from which no ascertainable gain could be...

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Funny story: Hillary Takes On Monica and The Trailer Trash Bimbos: "Better Them Than Me Too.”

Hillary Takes On Monica and The Trailer Trash Bimbos: "Better Them Than Me Too.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: The “Me Too” feminist outcry has elevated even the most innocent male overture to make a girl happy into a career destroying event. To the casual observer, who might believe that Hillary would embrace this movement, he be dead wr...

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Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

FBI-Russian Collusion: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another stinking night under the stars for Slim Everdingle and his faithless comrade, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler.. The cicadas were listless and in a foul mood because the Dutch Elm disease had beaten them to the...

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Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: Slim And Dirty Tell War Stories While On Stake-Out

FBI-Russian Collusion: Slim And Dirty Tell War Stories While On Stake-Out

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another long night for Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Surreptitiously parked in the vintage Studebaker Champion that had served them well since 1951, Slim sat hunched over the steering wheel whi...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle: Sexually Savaged By Three Liberal Swamp Rats.

Slim Everdingle: Sexually Savaged By Three Liberal Swamp Rats.

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another long night for Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Surreptitiously parked in the vintage Studebaker Champion that had served them well since 1951, Slim sat hunched over the steering wheel while munching on a stale, chocolate, old fashion Dunkin' Donut. Dirty, reeking of two-day old underwear, added to the odiferous atmosphere by squeezing off...

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