Donald Trump was rushed to an emergency room by Secret Service agents today apparently after a tweet storm about slapping more tariffs on everybody.
"He wasn't leaving anyone out, the whole bloody world was on that tweet including some states here i the U.S.,"said one agent on condition of anonymity."New York came up multiple times, but he was threatening several others, including Washington DC. But nobody knew what room he was in, and by the time we got to him, he had started slapping himself silly, saying he was slapping tariffs on himself."
Nobody else in the White House could be reached for comment, but Melania Trump did answer one question as she entered the hospital: "Mrs Trump, were you in the room when the President was slapping himself?", to which she responded, "No, but I think he did a very good job, and I only wish I could have helped him."