Written by JinoLeFeeto

Monday, 20 August 2018

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Truth is NOT TRUTH

Today on Meet The Press, Rudy don't define anything Giuliani, claimed on National television the Truth is not Truth. This is why President Trump has not been willing to submit to questioning by Robert Mueller, for fear that Trump's Truth will not match up with the truth asked about by Robert Mueller.

In other words, or the words of Giuliani, "He's not going to need to talk now because the White House Counsel has spoken to Mueller for over 30 hours and a secondhand source has said McGahn was really nice about President Trump for all 30 hours!

"Mr McGahn would not have dared to speak badly of the President because he knows we'll withdraw his security clearance, so clearly he had to have spoken nice and truthfully about President Trump. We also could take away his free pass to Disneyland, Disneyworld, Trump hotels, Trump golf and last but not least Trump Putt-Putt. The Truth will prevail!! It is not the truth!!" shouted Giuliani.

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