President Trump Bans Spoof Stories About Himself

Written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 13 August 2018

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He's warning you - he's had enough!

US President Donald Trump, has addressed the US press corps at the White House this afternoon, and has placed a full and complete ban on ALL spoof stories about himself, especially ones that portray him in a bad light.

Mr Trump claims he tired of waking up and finding that countless more people have added thousands more stories every day to an already-bulging and overloaded internet, that show him as an incompetent buffoon.

He is particularly angry at writers on, who seem to spend all their time thinking up new and ever-crazier ways of making the President look stupid, only for the fantasy aspect to be blown out of the water when the President manages to 'trump' their efforts by doing or saying something far more ridiculous in real life!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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