Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 19 August 2018

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Only 28 more years!

President Donald Trump has said he will retire from politics 'completely', when he reaches the age of 100.

He told reporters at the White House that, though he believes he has much to give, there is also much he has to receive, and he fully intends to receive it!

Trump also said that he has several other as-yet-undisclosed 'mega-ideas' to put in place to make America great again, and that he will release details soon - via Twitter.

Trump, now 72, said:

"I have many new ideas every day, all of them good. Some of them are very good,
some of them are gooder, and some are the goodest ideas I ever thunk up. The Mexican Wall idea was the goodestest idea I ever had."

Trump was critical of his critics:

"I've had a lot of criticness over my good ideas, but those criticists can go to Hell with my enemies! They're not worth the paper they're writing for!"

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Topics: Donald Trump




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