Mueller: A Cheap Polyester Sylvester Ambulance Chaser

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 31 July 2018

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BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump unleashed yet another personal insult to Special Counsel Robert Mueller today. In a Tweet written at 4:00 AM Trump Time, the President registered his disdain for Mueller and his team of Democrat attorneys:

"It's time you and your cheap Polyester Slyvestor ambulance chasers get a real job. I know how difficult it must be to walk away from your lucrative private practices of bilking widows out of their life savings, but enough is enough."

Of course, Trump was referring to how Mueller and his attorneys dressed. Although little footage of them is available, it is common knowledge that they buy their power grey suits from Men's Warehouse where 100 percent polyester suits are now in style. And instead of insisting on the very best silk neckties from Gucci or Trump Clothing that cost upwards of $175, they fall back on their old polyester ties like Williamsburg Plumtree Paisley that go for around $23.45 on EBay.

So far, Mueller has not responded to any of Trump's personal attacks. However, the President may have gone too far with this latest example of harmless vitriol.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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