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Church of Scamatology Will Start Broadcasting New Network "Real Soon"

Funny story: Church of Scamatology Will Start Broadcasting New Network "Real Soon"

Clearly Mental, FL As they have been promising and collecting "donations" for during the last three years, the Church of Scamatology promised they would be on the air with their new TV network "real soon." (If the past is any indication, could be any...

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Interview With Xenu

Funny story: Interview With Xenu

Interviewer: Thank you for consenting to this interview. Xenu: Well, I don’t get a lot of requests, seeing as I’m chained to this mountain and have been for 75 million years or so. Interviewer: Yes, I didn’t want to bring it up unless you did, but apparently you wanted to solve your overpopulation problem and gathered up the excess people, froze them, and put them in a rocket ship that was...

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L. Ron Clubcard Returns to Earth from Target Two

Funny story: L. Ron Clubcard Returns to Earth from Target Two

Clearwater, FL L. Ron Clubcard, famed Sci-Fi Writer and cult founder, has fulfilled his promise to return to Earth.He gave his first interview and answered all the questions about why he was back, was he going to write more long-winded science fictio...

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Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology

Funny story: Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology

Trump Tower, NY President Trump stunned the nation today when he announced that he was resigning the Presidency to join the Church of Scamatology. "I was just walking down the street and this scruffy child came up to me and handed me a flyer. It w...

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Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Funny story: Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Clearlymental, FL The Church of Scamatology has made a special announcement regarding the fact that none of their members, even though they are supposed to be the most awesome people on the planet, have ever factored into any sports competitions.

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Tom Snooze Is Upset at Daughter Snori

Funny story: Tom Snooze Is Upset at Daughter Snori

Beverly Hills, CA Tom Snooze expressed his chagrin about his daughter, 10 year-old Snori, being irresponsible, not working anywhere, and most of all, not going up the Scamatology Bridge. "We believe that children are just adults in a short body an...

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PU Powers of Scamatologists

Funny story: PU Powers of Scamatologists

Scamatologists all over were overjoyed to have heard about new levels discovered that were superior to the OT levels, and even had the next highest alphabet lettering-PU. The PU Powers include the ability to smell really foul odors from miles away. "It's not really all that fun, in fact it's really annoying when you're in the middle of dinner and you can smell this raw sewage from miles away.

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Tom Snooze Quitting Scamatology To Get Back to His Roots

Funny story: Tom Snooze Quitting Scamatology To Get Back to His Roots

Clearly Criminal, FL Almost as famous as he thinks he is movie star Tom Snooze made an announcement that he was quitting the Church of Scamatology in order to spend more time with himself. "The church did a lot for me, but what I really need right...

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Scamatology to Sue TV Show The Path For Giving Away All Their Brainwashing Secrets

Funny story: Scamatology to Sue TV Show The Path For Giving Away All Their Brainwashing Secrets

Clearly Criminal, FL Davey Makemerich, thuggish head of the Cult of Scamatology, announced through his mouthpiece, Karin Peowerless, that the new Hulu series, The Path, takes too much of its supposedly fictional story straight from the files of Scama...

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Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund hereditary dictator of North Korea, announced that his country would be hosting a symposium on labor camps, invitation only. It is expected that it will be attended by Russian gulag representatives, a fe...

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Phishers and scam artists hold meeting inside mountain cavern to decide new ploys and schemes to take to the public

Funny story: Phishers and scam artists hold meeting inside mountain cavern to decide new ploys and schemes to take to the public

Breaking news from an undercover investigator posing as phishing artist who calls himself Yam Yam Fusillado indicates there was a large gathering of scam professionals this week. According to Mr. Fusillado, the group gathered for a semi-annual me...

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Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

Funny story: Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

The Vatican -- The Roman Catholic Church has given up Lent. In an unprecedented financial maneuver, Pope Francis has turned over the 40 day, 40 night period of atonement to the Church of Scamatology. The sale price was $69 billion. That buys the...

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Runaway 'Jihadi' brides switch planes, end up in LA for the Oscars, finger Scamatology website that 'groomed' them

Funny story: Runaway 'Jihadi' brides switch planes, end up in LA for the Oscars, finger Scamatology website that 'groomed' them

Los Angeles - An LAX press conference heard this evening how three runaway schoolgirls blamed a US-based Scamatology recruitment website for grooming them to run away from home as Jihadi matrimonial bait. Homeland Insecurity officials said Fatima,...

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Scamatology Attempts to Copyright Hypnosis and Brainwashing

Funny story: Scamatology Attempts to Copyright Hypnosis and Brainwashing

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology has filed suit with the U.S. Patent Office claiming rights to both hypnosis and brainwashing. "Anyone who had ever read our literature, all of it written by Elron Hubtard, knows that we are the leade...

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Scamatologists Locate Missing AirAsia Plane With Secret OT Powers

Funny story: Scamatologists Locate Missing AirAsia Plane With Secret OT Powers

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology announced that they have pulled off a sensational discovery with their advanced Super-OT Powers-the missing AirAsia plane! Notorious, money-grubbing head of the "religion" Davy Makemerich announced th...

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Scamatology Cult Moving to Guyana

Funny story: Scamatology Cult Moving to Guyana

Clearly Criminal, FLIn a move that surprises no one, the cult of Scamatology will be moving its most rabid adherents, the Spy Org, to the country of Guyana in South America. The other Scamatologists, including the celebrities and the "public", will b...

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Scamatology is Sending Emissaries to North Korea to Study Cyber Terrorism

Funny story: Scamatology is Sending Emissaries to North Korea to Study Cyber Terrorism

Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced that North Korea would host their fellow terrorists, the Church of Scamatology. North Korea terrorist group the GOP (not the Grand Old Party) has recently caused Sony to cancel showing "The Interview," a movie...

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Top Ten Reasons YOU Should Join Scamatology Right Now!

Funny story: Top Ten Reasons YOU Should Join Scamatology Right Now!

The Top Ten Reasons to Join Scamatology Are: * Good place to hide from your family since they will force you to disconnect from them anyways * If you have too much money they will help you with that. * Since Scamatology will take all your money, you won't need to file and pay taxes every year * You will be able to serve and service many D List celebrities! * Is your brain in need of servici...

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