Trump campaign officials are explaining to the press the reason why the controversial Church of Scamatology would be heading the campaign to re-elect President Trump in 2020.
"There have been a lot of questions as to why we have hired the Church of Scamatology, a well-known reputed exploitative cult, to head the Trump campaign," spoke the Republican Party chairman.
"While most people object to the brainwashing the cult is said to do, we here at the GOP decided that hypnosis and brainwashing are okay if it's done in pursuit of a GOOD CAUSE!! And as we all know, keeping Republicans in office and tax breaks for the rich is what keeps the country afloat!"
After the press conference was over, the Church of Scamatology handed out personality tests they wanted everyone to fill out.