Pasadena, Going Back to Cali … A new cult has arisen in the land of cults, California, where Charles Manson was once a star. The Cult of Cher wants you to love Cher as they do. Will you sacrifice your first born for the Queen of Cherness? W…
Now that Amy Coney Barrett has fulfilled her religious cult’s mandate – to get her positioned in America’s highest court in order to turn the nation into a true theocracy where unbelievers can be burned at the stake once again (just like in America’s…
MONTREAL – After years of searching for her true purpose, local Yellow Lab, Nutmeg, has become a member of the group Apostles of Infinite Love. This Quebec group is widely viewed as a cult. “Nutmeg has always been known to wander from group to gro…
His survivalist instincts primed by the threat of global warming and mass pandemics, Russell Cartwright of Nashville, Tennessee, began contemplating founding his own self-sufficient society, which in turn prompted him to ponder the critical question...
With the recent arrest of Lawrence Ray, leader of a sex cult that traced its origins back to a dorm at Sarah Lawrence College, parents and officials in the State of New York are calling upon lawmakers to regulate the state’s burgeoning sex cult indus...
Scamway and Scamatologists announced today that their two organizations would be merging in a marriage made in Cult Heaven. "This will provide a lot of benefits for the people in both organizations. Scamatologists will now be able to sell detergen...
Morons, who once preferred this nickname to the official Ladder Day Saints designation of their faith, no longer call their famous choir the Moron Tabernacle Choir. It's now simply The Choir, “because,” prophet Warren Jeffs explained from his prison...
Clearlymental, FL The Cherch of Scamatology today filed suit against the NXIVM cult for plagiarism, stealing company secrets, and a wide range of other offenses. "Separating cult members from their family if they object to the cult-WE invented tha...
NotClear, FL Cult Experts who have been trying to dissuade people that are falling under the spell of Scamatology have been having them watch Scamatology TV. "Generally, once they see about five minutes of the cult's TV station they are glad to n...
Trump campaign officials are explaining to the press the reason why the controversial Church of Scamatology would be heading the campaign to re-elect President Trump in 2020. "There have been a lot of questions as to why we have hired the Church o...
Scientists from the University of Downton, England, have discovered that Americans who support Donald Trump have a significantly lower IQ than the average American. The news comes as little surprise to poor-basher Professor Tarquin Smythe-Wazzock, wh...
Adherents of Scamology recently denied that their cult had slipped in popularity, no longer one of the Top 100 Cults. Meanwhile, they continued to flood the airwaves and Internet with denunciations of the Big Star that has narrated a cable documentar...
Nukuʻalofa, Tonga According to the Tonga Police, in the last Third World outpost of the Cult of Scamatology, the cult has been ordered to leave the island immediately, and to release all the children they've managed to secrete away from the country. The cult has been unable to recruit anywhere in the world due to the unpopularity of their cult, the bad publicity given it by recent books, docume...
Communist espousing, failed cult leader, bigot, and black power feminist, Binacra Washington died in a Baltimore assisted living facility Wednesday, she was 71. Born in Atlanta, GA. April, 3rd 1944 she was the daughter of Gully and Ginger Washing...
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN It was announced today the Church of Scamatology has been selected by the International Cult Committee to be the recipient of the coveted Cult of the Year award. In doing so, they beat out the Moonies, Children of God, and over 100...
Clearly Criminal, FL In a breaking press release, Davey Makemerich, the Smarmy Smurf leader of Scamatology, has just announced that it's definitely, most definitively not true that the "Church" of Scamatology now has more lawyers defending its hundre...
Four members of a doomsday cult, calling themselves Scientopolists and followers of Ronnette L. "Old Mother" Hubbard have been taken away by a spacecraft with huge colored lights making strange "Close Encounter" type musical notes, from Area 51 nea...
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