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Scamatology to Sue NXIVM For Stealing Cult Procedures

Funny story: Scamatology to Sue NXIVM For Stealing Cult Procedures

Clearlymental, FL The Cherch of Scamatology today filed suit against the NXIVM cult for plagiarism, stealing company secrets, and a wide range of other offenses. "Separating cult members from their family if they object to the cult-WE invented tha...

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Anti-Cultists Using Scamatology TV to Stop Potential Converts from Joining Scamatology

Funny story: Anti-Cultists Using Scamatology TV to Stop Potential Converts from Joining Scamatology

NotClear, FL Cult Experts who have been trying to dissuade people that are falling under the spell of Scamatology have been having them watch Scamatology TV. "Generally, once they see about five minutes of the cult's TV station they are glad to n...

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Church of Scamatology Will Handle Trump's 2020 Presidential Re-Election Campaign

Funny story: Church of Scamatology Will Handle Trump's 2020 Presidential Re-Election Campaign

Trump campaign officials are explaining to the press the reason why the controversial Church of Scamatology would be heading the campaign to re-elect President Trump in 2020. "There have been a lot of questions as to why we have hired the Church o...

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Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Scientists from the University of Downton, England, have discovered that Americans who support Donald Trump have a significantly lower IQ than the average American. The news comes as little surprise to poor-basher Professor Tarquin Smythe-Wazzock, wh...

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Scamology Knocked Down to 104th Most Popular Cult After Cable Documentary About Them

Funny story: Scamology Knocked Down to 104th Most Popular Cult After Cable Documentary About Them

Adherents of Scamology recently denied that their cult had slipped in popularity, no longer one of the Top 100 Cults. Meanwhile, they continued to flood the airwaves and Internet with denunciations of the Big Star that has narrated a cable documentar...

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Scamatology Running Out of Third World Countries to Recruit In

Funny story: Scamatology Running Out of Third World Countries to Recruit In

Nuku Ľalofa, Tonga According to the Tonga Police, in the last Third World outpost of the Cult of Scamatology, the cult has been ordered to leave the island immediately, and to release all the children they've managed to secrete away from the country. The cult has been unable to recruit anywhere in the world due to the unpopularity of their cult, the bad publicity given it by recent books, docume...

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The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

Funny story: The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

Communist espousing, failed cult leader, bigot, and black power feminist, Binacra Washington died in a Baltimore assisted living facility Wednesday, she was 71. Born in Atlanta, GA. April, 3rd 1944 she was the daughter of Gully and Ginger Washing...

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Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

Funny story: Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN It was announced today the Church of Scamatology has been selected by the International Cult Committee to be the recipient of the coveted Cult of the Year award. In doing so, they beat out the Moonies, Children of God, and over 100...

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It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

Funny story: It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

Clearly Criminal, FL In a breaking press release, Davey Makemerich, the Smarmy Smurf leader of Scamatology, has just announced that it's definitely, most definitively not true that the "Church" of Scamatology now has more lawyers defending its hundre...

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End Of World Cult Family Get On Wrong Spaceship

Funny story: End Of World Cult Family Get On Wrong Spaceship

Four members of a doomsday cult, calling themselves Scientopolists and followers of Ronnette L. "Old Mother" Hubbard have been taken away by a spacecraft with huge colored lights making strange "Close Encounter" type musical notes, from Area 51 nea...

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Obscure Zoroastrian cult has infiltrated the Pentagon

Funny story: Obscure Zoroastrian cult has infiltrated the Pentagon

Washington DC - A fire-worshiping cult behind state religion in the Achaemenid, Parthian, Sasanian and Arachnid empires has seized control of the Pentagon, specifically aircon and life support in the highly classified Restricted Wing. A statement...

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Scamatology Leader's Missing Wife Shows Up and Beats the Living Xenu Out of Him

Funny story: Scamatology Leader's Missing Wife Shows Up and Beats the Living Xenu Out of Him

The leader of Scamatology, diminutive Davy Makemerich, has been dodging questions for years about his missing wife, Smelly. At the same time that this drama has been going on, Wee Davy has been collecting money from Scamatologists for the Super Power building, which he says will give worthy cult members various super-powers--including the ability to find parking places INSTANTLY. When Davy open...

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Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un revealed today that he has become involved with the Church of Scamatology and will step down as leader of North Korea. "Now that I've discovered Scamatology I realize my destiny is to do Scamatology full-time so I c...

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Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper

Funny story: Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper

Clearly Criminal, FL While its membership dwindles, the "church" of Scamatology has been buying up buildings in major cities to use as Scamatology meeting places. This is despite the fact that membership in the cult has been rapidly dwindling as its...

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How Do You Know You're In A Cult?

Funny story: How Do You Know You're In A Cult?

If you wake up in a squalid, dirty room, sleeping on the floor, no money, and being shouted at to start working your 19 hour day, you might be in a cult. There are usually signs to let you know the friendly group of people that seem to really love you a lot might be a cult. The first sign of a cult is the presence of a leader that is venerated, even worshiped, beyond reason, while his words...

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The Last Days of Scamatology

Funny story: The Last Days of Scamatology

Clearly Criminal, FL In what are viewed as the last days of the criminal organization known as $camatology, the last few followers are scheduled to get on the termite infested, asbestos filled, rotting "cruise ship" The Fleecewinds for the "Kool-Aid...

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Scamatology is Having a Huge Garage Sale

Funny story: Scamatology is Having a Huge Garage Sale

Clearwater, FL Insisting they are not going out of business, Scamatology's diminutive leader Davey Makemerich announced that they would have a garage sale on the lawn of the Super Power building. With rumors that all is not well in the Scamatology...

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"Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.

Funny story: "Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.

Brussells, Belgium. Members of a twelfth century religious sect, known as The Eternity Cult, have written a 19 page letter to the Belgian Prime Minister indicating that life on earth will end in approximately 142 days unless world leaders impress on...

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