Written by Al N.

Sunday, 11 February 2018

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Clubcard was very disappointed at the lack of typewriters.

Clearwater, FL L. Ron Clubcard, famed Sci-Fi Writer and cult founder, has fulfilled his promise to return to Earth.He gave his first interview and answered all the questions about why he was back, was he going to write more long-winded science fiction books, and would he watch the reviled Battlefield Earth movie that John Travolta made?

"Doctor" Hubbard soon revealed that the main reason he returned to Earth was to prove that he could do it, and to spend all the money he had secreted away in his previous incarnation. He mentioned that it helps that he was now beyond the statute of limitations of all the scams he'd been involved in.

After being reassured that his interview would be a top story all over the planet, Hubbard then revealed that the only thing he was then working on was getting the Commodore's Messengers squad started back up again.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Scamatology




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