It was revealed through using the Freedom of Information Act and requesting the First Lady's communications over her international accounts that Mrs. Trump has been e-mailing all over the world seeking asylum from Donald Trump.
She has sworn her Secret Service agents to secrecy regarding her plans. The Secret Service feels so sorry for her that they have complied and not told the President.
"Mrs. Trump has applied for asylum all over the world, but no one wants to help her for fear they will have to talk to Trump. And having to listen to him is the last thing most people in the world want" admitted an anonymous Secret Service agent.
"Right now Mrs. Trump is working on the countries that hate Trump the most, hoping she will have the best chance with those countries. The trouble is, there are so many."