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Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

Funny story: Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and barricades separating them from Central American soil. Overwhelmed and surprised, Mexican border guards at first tried to halt t...

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Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Funny story: Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...

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Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border

Funny story: Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border

Several shops selling climbing equipment have opened in close proximity to the US/Mexico border, the Spoof understands. The shops are small units, but are well-stocked with a variety of professional climbing attire and tools. Amongst other items,...

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Africanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan

Remember us, assholes? Back before the Migrant Caravan, and the “rapists” and “murderers” swarming your borders (“swarming,” ha!), you numb nuts were afraid of us: Africanized Killer Bees. Remember us, now? Your worst, goddamned nightmare: bees f...

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Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Funny story: Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Native American elders have called for a pow wow to decide upon action, after President Donald Trump's continued insistence that he will build a barrier around their native tribal lands. The situation, already bubbling underneath the surface of th...

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Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

Funny story: Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

President Donald Trump's border wall is to be the topic of a high-level meeting at the White House this evening, after it was reported that US Homeland Security officers have found several tunnels near the Mexican border. Two of the tunnels, near...

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Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children

Funny story: Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children

With the caravan from Central America now at the border, a new policy features massive blasting of music and lyrics while tear gas is distributed. Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you’re always afraid Hey, wha...

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Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

Funny story: Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.

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Parents of teens attempt to sneak across U.S. Mexico border to get a break from their kids

Funny story: Parents of teens attempt to sneak across U.S. Mexico border to get a break from their kids

In what appears to be a misguided attempt to get a break from their teenage sons, a Nevada couple purposefully attempted to cross the U.S./Mexico border illegally. According to reports, Stan and Fran Druzinski of Winnemucca, Nevada were caught...

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Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!

Beaver Pelt, Canada — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who recently tried to upstage the Statue of Liberty's invitation to the “teeming masses” of the world's “wretched refuse,” announced, to the world (but particularly to South Americans) that any and...

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DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Funny story: DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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Cheap airlines now controlling 10 kg suitcases for smuggled children!

Funny story: Cheap airlines now controlling 10 kg suitcases for smuggled children!

Britain and Ireland's cheap airlines (you know who they are!) are commencing with even more stringent controls of 10 kg suitcases that millions of their passengers drag behind them after a suitcase was used to smuggle a boy from Africa to Spain! P...

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US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

Funny story: US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

It seems that US over-bred chickens are not only being prepared for becoming nuggets in a global Chicken massacre machine, no! Due to mass breeding and pumping hormones through their tiny bodies, their brains are chemically developing too, and now in...

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Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other"

Funny story: Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other"

After admiring the portrait of the 7th president, Andrew Jackson, that he recently installed in the oval office, Donald Trump proceeded to outline plans on getting rid of illegal aliens by a humiliating and heartbreaking redux of Jacksons "Trail of T...

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The ICE Man Cometh

Funny story: The ICE Man Cometh

Only In America - With all the controversy the Trump administration has created with its new immigration enforcement policies, the little known and greatly underappreciated U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency has been thrust into th...

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Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Funny story: Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Melania Trump, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and an immigrant who came in a box to the U.S. from Lower Slabovia, was paid for 10 modeling jobs in 1996 before she received legal authorization to work in the United States, th...

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Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Funny story: Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Buford, WY From the campaign trail, Donald Trump lambasted Science as the harbinger of evil to the world. "Global Warming, Illegal E-mail Servers, Illegal Immigration, it's all Science's fault!" said Trump. Afterward, a reporter asked Trump ho...

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