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Funny story: Singer Rewards Homeless Fans with Free Pizza

Singer Rewards Homeless Fans with Free Pizza

A half-dozen Taylor Knott-Swift fans slept on the street awaiting their chance to see their idol. They hadn't eaten in days and needed a bath. Since Taylor was “singing” in New York City, rather than in San Francisco, Los Angeles, or San Diego, her d...

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Funny story: Push To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census

Push To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census

The Trump administration is expanding its request to add a citizenship question to the upcoming 2020 census which is conducted every 10 years. According to an anonymous White House official, "We need an understanding of how many illegal aliens are...

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Funny story: CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...

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Funny story: Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

"It's an outrage," said neoconservative congresswoman Nancy Hartwright of Oklahoma City regarding the dairy industry's practice of separating native-born baby cows from their American mothers shortly after birth. "This is something that should happen...

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Funny story: Hundreds Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts And Flee To Canada

Hundreds Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts And Flee To Canada

In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asyl...

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Funny story: US Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country

US Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country

Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the US from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000 has been placed on the...

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Funny story: Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

The thousands of middle and working class Americans about whom we reported on March 13th of this year, have reached the Guatemalan border, and are camped-out there awaiting asylum to get in and take over the lands and homes left behind by native refu...

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Funny story: Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and barricades separating them from Central American soil. Overwhelmed and surprised, Mexican border guards at first tried to halt t...

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Funny story: Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...

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Funny story: Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border

Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border

Several shops selling climbing equipment have opened in close proximity to the US/Mexico border, the Spoof understands. The shops are small units, but are well-stocked with a variety of professional climbing attire and tools. Amongst other items,...

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Funny story: Africanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan

Africanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan

Remember us, assholes? Back before the Migrant Caravan, and the “rapists” and “murderers” swarming your borders (“swarming,” ha!), you numb nuts were afraid of us: Africanized Killer Bees. Remember us, now? Your worst, goddamned nightmare: bees f...

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Funny story: Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Native American elders have called for a pow wow to decide upon action, after President Donald Trump's continued insistence that he will build a barrier around their native tribal lands. The situation, already bubbling underneath the surface of th...

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Funny story: Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

President Donald Trump's border wall is to be the topic of a high-level meeting at the White House this evening, after it was reported that US Homeland Security officers have found several tunnels near the Mexican border. Two of the tunnels, near...

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Funny story: Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children

Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children

With the caravan from Central America now at the border, a new policy features massive blasting of music and lyrics while tear gas is distributed. Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you’re always afraid Hey, wha...

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Funny story: Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.

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Funny story: Parents of teens attempt to sneak across U.S. Mexico border to get a break from their kids

Parents of teens attempt to sneak across U.S. Mexico border to get a break from their kids

In what appears to be a misguided attempt to get a break from their teenage sons, a Nevada couple purposefully attempted to cross the U.S./Mexico border illegally. According to reports, Stan and Fran Druzinski of Winnemucca, Nevada were caught...

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Funny story: Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!

Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!

Beaver Pelt, Canada — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who recently tried to upstage the Statue of Liberty's invitation to the “teeming masses” of the world's “wretched refuse,” announced, to the world (but particularly to South Americans) that any and...

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