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Funny story: Proud Boys group admit "we're not men"

Proud Boys group admit "we're not men"

In the recent presidential debate, Donald Trump disgracefully failed to condemn violent right-wing extremist group Proud Boys, and, in fact, seemed to encourage them. The Spoof tracked down their leader, Cornwallis Glasscock, 29, of Maryland, to f…

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Funny story: White Alliance who Never Kneel and Enjoy Repairing Statues

White Alliance who Never Kneel and Enjoy Repairing Statues

Today marks the passing of one of Britain’s most loved wartime singers, Dame Vera Lynn, at the age of 103, which is mightily fucking impressive. Dame Lynn’s music became synonymous with the struggles of a nation sheltering in bunkers from bombers eve...

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Funny story: Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...

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Funny story: Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.

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Funny story: First white soft drink set to be unveiled

First white soft drink set to be unveiled

The Stormer Beverage Corporation is set to unveil a new soft drink within the next few months. The beverage is called Liquid White, and is the world's first white carbonated cola beverage. "For years, soft drinks have been similar in hue to minori...

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Funny story: Rachel Dolezal, formerly white, then black, now Asian

Rachel Dolezal, formerly white, then black, now Asian

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW, OZ -- Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who claimed she "identified" as African-American now says she's "probably Asian" and believes herself to be a reincarnation of Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing dynasty. Ironically, Dolez...

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Funny story: Mark Twain Returns To Earth, Says Whites "Drug Addicted Rapists"

Mark Twain Returns To Earth, Says Whites "Drug Addicted Rapists"

Mark Twain befriended figures such as Harriet Beecher Stowe and Frederick Douglass, wrote that slavery dehumanizes both the slave and slaveowner, and wrote a series of articles protesting discrimination against Chinese immigrants and exposing police...

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Funny story: Pill May Be Available To Raise IQ Of White Male Trump Followers

Pill May Be Available To Raise IQ Of White Male Trump Followers

The Quinnipiac University poll released a month ago had Trump leading among white men and white women The poll had Trump leading Clinton among white men, 60 percent to 36 percent. While the margin has recently narrowed a bit, it is clear that it wil...

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Funny story: Caucasians Riot After Not Being Given Preferential Treatment

Caucasians Riot After Not Being Given Preferential Treatment

Civil unrest has erupted in the small town of Sandwich, Massachusetts after a slew of incidents in which the white population was being given the same treatment as its minority residents. The trouble began late Tuesday afternoon after a troubling epi...

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Funny story: Clerk Loses White Man's Checked in Privilege

Clerk Loses White Man's Checked in Privilege

Itinerate white guy, Joey Meanderson, was innocently walking down K Street in Washington DC, eating a strip of chicken jerky when he happened upon a group of people heading into a micro aggression conference. Not paying any attention to where he was...

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Funny story: Farage To Make White Christmases In Likely UKIP Voting Areas Only

Farage To Make White Christmases In Likely UKIP Voting Areas Only

A new satellite weather controller has been privately launched by UKIP backers to bring white Christmases to areas which pledge support to their party. The satellite, launched by balloon to cut costs, focuses barometric pulses on cumulo snow-us...

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Funny story: New Defense For Criminals: "Angry White Man Syndrome"

New Defense For Criminals: "Angry White Man Syndrome"

In a nationally publicized case, a wealthy teen-age boy who killed 4 in an automobile accident was not sentenced to a Texas prison for manslaughter, but given 10 years probation. The most focused upon aspect of the trial was the use of the "affluenz...

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Funny story: Car Dealer Sues Rival Dealership For Massive Bird Crap!

Car Dealer Sues Rival Dealership For Massive Bird Crap!

A car dealership in Maryville, Tennessee is suing a rival car dealer for $500,000 in lost income and auto damage as well as causing the workers there to risk their lives by working and the clean-up details. Hardin's GMC and Hyundai Auto Dealership...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Defends Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - Says Most Gays Are White

Megyn Kelly Defends Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - Says Most Gays Are White

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly who has been involved in a bit of a brouhaha herself lately, said in an interview with GOPicky Magazine that Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is being unfairly judged. Kelly stated that Robertson did not...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly: Santa Claus Is White and The Tooth Fairy Is Gay

Megyn Kelly: Santa Claus Is White and The Tooth Fairy Is Gay

NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white. Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.

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Funny story: White paper makes people more creative

White paper makes people more creative

A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people. "We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney's "Ebony & Ivory" banned in the UK!

Paul McCartney's "Ebony & Ivory" banned in the UK!

Britain's Nr 1 supermarket have unleashed a multi-culti "can of worms" because they stupidly priced a black doll cheaper than a white doll; idiots. Now it seems the UK are to go completely colourless and even the pop world is feeling the "wind of cha...

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