President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.
The Stormer Beverage Corporation is set to unveil a new soft drink within the next few months. The beverage is called Liquid White, and is the world's first white carbonated cola beverage. "For years, soft drinks have been similar in hue to minori...
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW, OZ -- Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who claimed she "identified" as African-American now says she's "probably Asian" and believes herself to be a reincarnation of Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing dynasty. Ironically, Dolez...
Mark Twain befriended figures such as Harriet Beecher Stowe and Frederick Douglass, wrote that slavery dehumanizes both the slave and slaveowner, and wrote a series of articles protesting discrimination against Chinese immigrants and exposing police...
The Quinnipiac University poll released a month ago had Trump leading among white men and white women The poll had Trump leading Clinton among white men, 60 percent to 36 percent. While the margin has recently narrowed a bit, it is clear that it wil...
Civil unrest has erupted in the small town of Sandwich, Massachusetts after a slew of incidents in which the white population was being given the same treatment as its minority residents. The trouble began late Tuesday afternoon after a troubling epi...
Itinerate white guy, Joey Meanderson, was innocently walking down K Street in Washington DC, eating a strip of chicken jerky when he happened upon a group of people heading into a micro aggression conference. Not paying any attention to where he was...
A new satellite weather controller has been privately launched by UKIP backers to bring white Christmases to areas which pledge support to their party. The satellite, launched by balloon to cut costs, focuses barometric pulses on cumulo snow-us...
In a nationally publicized case, a wealthy teen-age boy who killed 4 in an automobile accident was not sentenced to a Texas prison for manslaughter, but given 10 years probation. The most focused upon aspect of the trial was the use of the "affluenz...
A car dealership in Maryville, Tennessee is suing a rival car dealer for $500,000 in lost income and auto damage as well as causing the workers there to risk their lives by working and the clean-up details. Hardin's GMC and Hyundai Auto Dealership...
NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly who has been involved in a bit of a brouhaha herself lately, said in an interview with GOPicky Magazine that Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is being unfairly judged. Kelly stated that Robertson did not...
NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white. Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.
A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people. "We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...
Britain's Nr 1 supermarket have unleashed a multi-culti "can of worms" because they stupidly priced a black doll cheaper than a white doll; idiots. Now it seems the UK are to go completely colourless and even the pop world is feeling the "wind of cha...
Mobile phones used to come in black. Then a few daring companies produced ruby red, navy blue and British Racing green phones. These phones will still dark. Then came the iPhone, and it dared to be different. It was available in WHITE. Not just...
Jerry Riggs, a painter and decorator from Hemel Hempstead has been sectioned under the mental health act after going on a rampage through a customer's house smashing furniture and destroying electronic goods. "I came home and was stunned," said he...
Ethnic minorities are set to make up a fifth of the population a University study predicts. It says the proportion of ethnic minorities will rise from 8% of the population to 20% by 2051 because the naughty foreign sexpots cant keep their pants on...
I live in Los Angeles County, USA., and I would like to tell you about what it's like to be a white guy here. *Every time something is broadcast on the news about immigration that stimulates anger amongst the Hispanic population - I get dirty looks and unwelcome vibs. *Every time something is broadcast on the news about slavery in American history, or racial prejudice that stimulates anger...
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